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rupert ([personal profile] agleam) wrote2022-07-11 03:00 pm

pc catchall for souji.

aki give me a shitpost
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[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-12 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[QI RONG (DEROGATORY)!!!! Souji looks up toward the portraits on his way down the hall and stops for a moment to consider.]

...To be honest, drawing attention to the fact that we care about them might only make him more inclined to go after them, when normally he wouldn't care or notice. He seems like that kind of person.
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[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-12 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
We could see if we can remove them, at least? Otherwise, it may just be best to hope he doesn't lash out in their direction.

[He's speaking about this in a very measured and reasonable way, like he didn't absolutely vouch for Qi Rong murder at breakfast.

Glancing at the portraits at the question, though... His smile is a little weary, but only just for a moment.]


Kondo-san - Kondo Isami. He's the commander of the troops that I'm a part of, and my brother.

[i think about how souji never mentioned this in grimm because he was too busy dying about hijikata]

May I ask about yours...?
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[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-12 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a little surprised that he hasn't ransacked those yet, speaking of... But perhaps we could try, mm.

[Qi Rong stop ruining all their shit challenge!! They still need places to hide things! This sweet nosy lad, though...]

I'm in the Shinsengumi. We're something of an armed law enforcement unit, though we've recently become very aligned with the Shogunate's troops. [When you're the police but also the army.]

--We could trade stories, if you'd like? If it isn't something that you would mind, I would like to know a little more about your fiance, too.
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[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-12 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
It's best to be safe rather than sorry, at least with important things...

[Like bells, perhaps.

Anyway!! He gestures to his door since they're Right Here.]


Would you like to come sit while we talk? I'd normally offer to make tea and bring out snacks, but... [QI RONG STRIKES AGAIN.] --You could think of it in such a way though, yes. But times were already very terse, so "keeping the peace" and "actively fighting" are more or less the same thing.
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[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-12 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yes... I can't wait to be rid of him.

[QI RONG'S IMPLIED REIGN OF TERROR...

Anyway, with a sigh, he'll open his door and let Rupert in! It actually doesn't look particularly lived-in, despite the fact that Souji has been here longer than anyone. Depending on where Rupert meanders, he'll probably catch Souji sleeping in the parlor or even out on the grounds sometimes, instead...

Saizo's also snoozin' away on his bed, though he is very small, so there's plenty of space to sit.]


So! Would you like to start?
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[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-12 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[HELP THIS IS SO FUNNY. Souji sits down on the bed and gestures Rupert over, and Saizo, being so fuckin round, just kind of ends up rolling toward the dip that Souji's weight creates. He reaches over to pick him up not unlike a football.]

I forgot - you haven't met Saizo! [Saizo cracks open a piggy eye, staring with his perpetually angry expression toward Rupert.] Saizo, meet Rupert-kun. Rupert-kun, meet Saizo! He's a very sweet boy, don't mind his face.

[HELP. But it does look so very angry no matter what... The vibes of this pig are chill even so.]

Mm - why don't you tell me a story that makes you laugh?

[They could all use a little levity.]
illomened: (goblin)

[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-12 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a lil bukii! sound and Souji helpfully adds:]

He says that it's nice to meet you, too!

[Saizo does indeed allow and love pets and pats of all kinds! He's so rotund that he's used to people just not being able to stop themselves from reaching out and picking him up... Souji will put him down for better petting access before focusing on the story. I AKI HATE THAT SOUJI'S ONLY REACTION TO "I ALMOST DIED" IS BRIEF CONCERN but look. Are any of them normal about death by this point. It's fine. Anyway.]

Haha—! Oh, no! People like that are always so funny. [And by funny he means fun to bully and tease and get a good reaction from, because he is a goblin. His favorite people are all like that...] They're so transparent that it makes you wonder why they bother trying to hide at all, you know? But that's such an endearing way to show care, too! But goodness, however did you end up in a situation like that in the first place?
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[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-12 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Saizo is absolutely going to abuse his power to make sure he is the most spoiled round pig that ever graced the face of the earth. He will happily butt his little piggy nose against Rupert's hand!]

Hah, goodness... I can imagine so. [Literally why is Rupert and his sweet fiance just a much, much healthier version of Souji and Hijikata.

BUT ALSO HUH???]


Eh? Oh... Like in a storybook! [Grimm has prepared him for this specifically.] What sort of curse were you up against?
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[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-13 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[KING SAIZO RULES BENEVOLENTLY.

That is very soft and gross and also very cute though help.]


Hm... That's certainly not a good thing. People do tend to get very desperate and very violent when there isn't enough to eat. [The cannibals were on the way to Rupert's canon.] I assume that you took care of it, yes? Did you have to fight something?
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[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-13 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Starvation usually isn't especially since it goes hand in hand with WAR!! Neither of which Souji likes, both of which he's familiar with.]

Oh! Really? Goodness, that's some good news, then. [Finally after 500 years, something NICE TO HEAR.] These things do always seem to be solved by fighting in the stories and whatnot... In real life too, I suppose. May I ask how you fixed it, then?
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[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-13 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Souji just sitting here listening to that like "it might as well happen, I GUESS."]

—Congratulations! I have never heard of a curse being lifted by such a thing, but it sounds like a very good first-time-for-everything situation.
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[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-13 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Very "the kind of storybook story that you'd want to be in if you had to", you know?

[He just nods... But then:]

What sort of story would you like to hear in return?

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