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[agleam]

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w0, saturday 1.0

[agleam]

[wandering around the bookstore area in the xpress store... porridge is wandering around behind him happily.

when he sees scara, he glances over for a second. there is a terrible looking mystery novel in his hands. hello.]

[nascens]

[PORRIDGE I LOVE YOU.

Scaramouche just glances at it but he's from genshinverse and also a god adjacent being so he's not unfamiliar with strange creatures like dragons. Anyway, he'll also glance over, glance at the book, and then start this conversation stupidly.]

How long did you last?

[agleam]

[pauses and then sets the book down.]

Um, last as in...?

[he has a guess but it's gonna be real weird if he answers and then it turns out scara meant something completely different........]

[nascens]

How long was it before you died, wherever you were before.

[JUST ASSUMES THAT THIS POOR GUY DIED EVENTUALLY. The way he's not wrong but he's still wrong.]

[agleam]

[stares up at the ceiling for a brief second.]

Why are you like this. [anyways] Which time?

[nascens]

[JUST IGNORES THAT.]

Did you die before you arrived in your last "game"? [Curiously...] Only within the game's context, then.

[agleam]

No, I meant I've been in two.

[he actually doesn't mind answering this even if scara is scara, so after a second:]

Third week in the first one, fifth in the second one. Why, what about you?

[nascens]

Two before this one? Two games...?

[HELLO???? THIS IS SO FUNNY NOT RUPERT THREEFOR RUPERTSON. He also doesn't have a problem answering this, though.]

You made it farther than I would have thought. Fifth for me, too.

[agleam]

Yeah, two before this one.

[he's OVER IT it's fine. coping. he makes a face at the next sentence but then actually looks surprised before looking mildly apologetic.]

...No comment on the first part, but as for the second - I'm sorry to hear that. Genuinely.

[nascens]

[COPING. Not the mildly apologetic look, the way this is more offensive to him than any of the other things Rupert has said or done.]

Spare your sympathy. I was executed.

[agleam]

Okay...? So was I. That doesn't make it better.

[the way he doesn't think to give context immediately i hate it here]

[nascens]

[HE'S LIKE

SLIGHTLY SURPRISED.

But also.]

What, for an accidental murder?

[agleam]

...Actually, I'm surprisingly okay with that assumption even though you probably meant it to be rude, but no.

[in a perfect (?????) world he would have not had to on purpose kill anyone...... alas...............]

[nascens]

[He definitely meant it to be rude, he does not bother saying, but he does look faintly surprised. OH?]

What did you kill for, then?

[He is not from a place with possession, incentives, or mafia, so he's just out here like A PARTY INVITATION??]

[agleam]

[pauses for a moment...]

You go first.

[nascens]

I was bored.

[Well.]

[agleam]

Oh my god.

[nascens]

[AND HE'D DO IT AGAIN.]

Like I said, your sympathy's better off with someone else. Your turn now.

[agleam]

Great. Noted. Thanks.

[anyways!!!!!!]

Um, so... A few of us were told that if certain people there died, one person each week, there was a chance they would be brought back to life in the end. But if they stayed alive past that time, their souls would be lost forever without that same chance at revival.

[and then the most depressed maf in the world was born........]

[nascens]

[Yay! You're welcome!

He also looks so judgmental about this.]

You hardly earned that execution.

[WELL OKAY.]

[agleam]

[opens mouth

closes mouth

opens mouth again]

Okay I sincerely have no idea how to respond to that. [math lady meme for five seconds] Thank you...? I think? But also, no, I definitely did.

[nascens]

It wasn't a compliment. [HELP!!!!!] But I guess that kind of soft-hearted reason would suit what little I already know of you.

[He says this like it is so gross...]

[agleam]

Why was it not a compliment... Executions aren't the kind of thing like 99% of people want to earn...

[TIRED]

[nascens]

It's tiring to be lumped in with idiots like you, that's why.

[agleam]

Cool. [JUST MOVES ON] Anyways, why'd you bring this up in the first place?