Oh, very recently! You just missed dinner and a show, boo!
[waving!!] It's not poisoned, probably.
[waving!!] It's not poisoned, probably.
The kind where cooked chicken did the splits. Literally, that's not a euphemism.
I don't know, it was pretty rad.
Anyway, eat some of the food before it goes bad.
Anyway, eat some of the food before it goes bad.
Oh, yeah, maybe uh, maybe not the chicken. Try the fish, it's actually pretty good.
[she caught that little dip in his expression.] You good?
[she caught that little dip in his expression.] You good?
Nah, I'm good. [she hasn't really... been hungry...]
[...] Oh no, though. Sorry, man. What was it for?
[...] Oh no, though. Sorry, man. What was it for?
[i can't believe you BROUGHT HIM HERE ON HIS WEDDING DAY, ELI?]
What! You were getting married? That's not okay! I mean - the getting dragged here part! Not the marriage part! That's good!
What! You were getting married? That's not okay! I mean - the getting dragged here part! Not the marriage part! That's good!
[she's smad now]
... I guess we will. [she huffily pulls her hair back to put it into a ponytail.] Well, now I have an extra goal!
... I guess we will. [she huffily pulls her hair back to put it into a ponytail.] Well, now I have an extra goal!
Yes? Getting you home so you can get married?
[peeking out of her room...]
Well? Are you coming in, or what?
Well? Are you coming in, or what?
[gives you my copypasta
The colors that accent this room are reds, golds, oranges and yellows - the walls are a deep red, the curtains a shimmery fade of orange and gold, and the floor is a dark wood. The most prominent feature is the giant bed, big enough for like, at LEAST four people. It’s a four-post bed frame with heavy red velvet curtains that can be pulled to enclose around the bed. There are fairy lights pulled across the curtains like this. There’s a big plush red carpet under the bed so that when you roll out of it, you immediately step on something soft. Next to the bed is a brick fireplace without a poker or anything. Does it work? Does it even go anywhere? I don’t know, but it is very aesthetic.
On the far wall are a bunch of bookcases, filled with fake book facades. There’s also a lot of empty potion bottles and pretty gemstones and various magical aesthetic objects like bird skulls and things like, glued to the shelves just for decoration. Next to these bookshelves is a window with a nook, where a comfy cushion and pillow makes it easy to curl up and read. This window shows something like a slideshow of different worlds. It changes every 30 minutes or so.
The walls are decorated with paintings of various watercolor flowers, all in the same color scheme. One of the paintings is a picture of Fantasy Guy Fieri (he has elf ears) promoting a huge roast turkey leg during the production of an episode of D*ners, C*rt-Ins, and D*ves. There are also cheap but very bright glow in the dark star stickers all over the ceiling.
The desk has a painting that looks like it is very well cared for sitting above it on the wall in a frame. The desk itself is wood that is made of the same material as the flooring, matching in color and the general Victorian style, though it does have really gaudy flame decals painted across the top.
Also, of course she has a walk-in closet. It’s painted in similar colors to the rest of the room with a big table in the middle for shoes and jewelry. The walls in here have that same terrible flame decal randomly splashed across it.]
Whatcha think?
The colors that accent this room are reds, golds, oranges and yellows - the walls are a deep red, the curtains a shimmery fade of orange and gold, and the floor is a dark wood. The most prominent feature is the giant bed, big enough for like, at LEAST four people. It’s a four-post bed frame with heavy red velvet curtains that can be pulled to enclose around the bed. There are fairy lights pulled across the curtains like this. There’s a big plush red carpet under the bed so that when you roll out of it, you immediately step on something soft. Next to the bed is a brick fireplace without a poker or anything. Does it work? Does it even go anywhere? I don’t know, but it is very aesthetic.
On the far wall are a bunch of bookcases, filled with fake book facades. There’s also a lot of empty potion bottles and pretty gemstones and various magical aesthetic objects like bird skulls and things like, glued to the shelves just for decoration. Next to these bookshelves is a window with a nook, where a comfy cushion and pillow makes it easy to curl up and read. This window shows something like a slideshow of different worlds. It changes every 30 minutes or so.
The walls are decorated with paintings of various watercolor flowers, all in the same color scheme. One of the paintings is a picture of Fantasy Guy Fieri (he has elf ears) promoting a huge roast turkey leg during the production of an episode of D*ners, C*rt-Ins, and D*ves. There are also cheap but very bright glow in the dark star stickers all over the ceiling.
The desk has a painting that looks like it is very well cared for sitting above it on the wall in a frame. The desk itself is wood that is made of the same material as the flooring, matching in color and the general Victorian style, though it does have really gaudy flame decals painted across the top.
Also, of course she has a walk-in closet. It’s painted in similar colors to the rest of the room with a big table in the middle for shoes and jewelry. The walls in here have that same terrible flame decal randomly splashed across it.]
Whatcha think?
[yeah it's always the guy fieri poster that throws people off]
Thanks, I like it too, even though I'm super sus. [a pause, as she glances up at the painting, and then...] Oh, uh. Yeah. Kind of... my family, more like, but yeah.
Um. That's Barry, Taako, Lucretia, Magnus, and then um, Merle and Davenport in the front. [from left to right.]
Thanks, I like it too, even though I'm super sus. [a pause, as she glances up at the painting, and then...] Oh, uh. Yeah. Kind of... my family, more like, but yeah.
Um. That's Barry, Taako, Lucretia, Magnus, and then um, Merle and Davenport in the front. [from left to right.]
[she wanders in to get a closer look at the painting.]
Dumbasses. [she says, affectionately.] Taako is my brother, obviously. Lucretia's really quiet, but she's got this mean streak of humor that catches you off guard. Magnus is big and brave and loud. Merle's an old coot, but he means well. Davenport is responsible and the best damn captain you could ask for.
[...] Barry's - Barry is... [hm.] Too good for us.
Dumbasses. [she says, affectionately.] Taako is my brother, obviously. Lucretia's really quiet, but she's got this mean streak of humor that catches you off guard. Magnus is big and brave and loud. Merle's an old coot, but he means well. Davenport is responsible and the best damn captain you could ask for.
[...] Barry's - Barry is... [hm.] Too good for us.


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