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[glancing around...]

Strange. I don't see anyone here but you and I.

Yes... I believe he seems to be running late. For some reason.

How very strange. Mayhaps you could find him somewhere around here? You're all small enough to not spot from time to time, after all.

Oh, yes. Maybe he is under some clothes.

May I ask for your name?

[he scoffs, crossing his arms.]

Don't be ridiculous. You already know my name.

I have amnesia and have forgotten.

Well, I certainly didn't see you hit your head.

It was on the way here... I took the stairs and fell...

Are you - are you honestly trying to tell me you don't remember my name?

[scoffs]

[ with the straightest face possible ]

Yes.

How dare you! I am a well respected - leader...? Leader! And I won't be treated like this!

I wish to see your leader credentials, sir.

You are certainly not in a place to make demands!

I have decided to fight against the powers that be.

You have no reason to fight against me!

I do! Because you... kidnapped Rupert!

And where, precisely, are you implying that I took your friend? Who I do not even know, by the way!

If I knew where, you would be a very poor kidnapper.

I am not any kind of kidnapper, poor or skilled!

Sounds like something a kidnapper would say.