I've been better! [ Spluttering, still spitting mud and flowers. His day!! ]
Rupert!
[ As his small friend is being manhandled by clowns! Another one is slowly approaching, threateningly, with a neck tutu whatever those things are called. He reaches out. ]
[ Honestly he thought Rupert was gonna get his ass whooped by clowns so he's not sure if he should be baffled or laugh his ass off at the fact that he's actually very threateningly being forced into a clown outfit. ]
I don't know if this is really the worst actuaWAUGH -- ?!
[ And then the Emet-sized clowns force him up from the mud, holding a second clown outfit. ]
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Rupert!
[ As his small friend is being manhandled by clowns! Another one is slowly approaching, threateningly, with a neck tutu whatever those things are called. He reaches out. ]
Nooooo!!
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No! I'm saying no! My clothes are fine already!
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I don't know if this is really the worst actuaWAUGH -- ?!
[ And then the Emet-sized clowns force him up from the mud, holding a second clown outfit. ]
... Have mercy...?
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Help!
[it is unclear what he expects him to do]
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Save yourself!
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[that is not what he meant
but okay he's trying to run. he is going to get tackled by a clown in ten seconds.]
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[ Just scurry! But then he goes down. ]
Not like that!
[ As a clown wig gets put on his head. And then the baseball cap over the wig. ]