w2 curfew (library)

[agleam]

Comments

[toesies]

It's not the same without a campfire...

[agleam]

Are you sure? These are pretty great!

[said like someone discovering a priceless treasure...]

[toesies]

Have you had s'mores before?

[agleam]

No, and I immediately want a lifetime supply.

[he's joking about the second part? probably.]

[toesies]

You're just saying that because you have no other point of reference, so you will happily settle for a lifetime supply of a frankly subpar product. It's not a real s'more unless it's a fire hazard.

[agleam]

I only accept responsible smore consumption! No fire hazards here!

[toesies]

Then you're not eating s'mores. You're eating warm marshmallows filled with lies.

[agleam]

These are filled only with joy.

[no.]

[toesies]

Deceit and dishonesty.

[agleam]

How dare you besmirch my honor and my smores!

[toesies]

You staked your honor on falsehoods and microwaved sweets. You have no one but yourself to blame.

[agleam]

I got this from the restaurant! I can't believe you'd assume I microwaved it...! I'm wounded, Sheila. Wounded.

[he says, clearly smiling.]

[toesies]

Counterpoint: What makes you think the restaurant didn't microwave them, huh?

[agleam]

...Because it's a restaurant...?

[he does not understand modern restaurants. help.]

[toesies]

... Oh, sweetie, you're about to learn some uncomfortable truths about the restaurant industry.

[agleam]

—I'm never going to go to restaurants that seem modern to you so I don't have to worry about the reality here!