w2 curfew (library)

[agleam]

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[decaptych]

[ ...Oops? He thinks? ]

He doesn't have room for it amidst all his couches...............

[toesies]

Just how many couches does he own...?!

[decaptych]

A lot. Ask him and he'll tell you beds suck and couches are better but hell if I know why.

[ This is actually helping him feel better by siccing mom on Bradley. ]

[battling]

Couches are great.

[ why are you judging him?? ]

[decaptych]

Why do you like couches more than beds again?

[battling]

Beds remind me of prison. Don't get a nice couch in a cell.

[ I don't know why he's like this, please accept this as my answer ]

[decaptych]

[ Help. ]

Did you just not have a bed before you went to prison... weirdo...

[ However yeah, he does seem to accept that. ]

[battling]

[ he LIVED IN A CAVE ]

Course not.

[decaptych]

'Course not, he says.

[ God. ]

I'm gonna fucking die trying to understand you.

[battling]

Why would I bring one into my cave?

[decaptych]

Why, oh why, do you have to say it like that.

[battling]

That's a normal thing to say.

[ he thinks ]

[decaptych]

It's not.

[battling]

[But it is?]

[toesies]

But they're so bad for your back... Have you tried a futon?

[like. the couch type one.]

[battling]

[He tilts his head.

He has never even heard of this thing.]

A what?

[agleam]

Beds are so much more comfortable!

[battling]

[ shakes his head

Strong disagree ]

[agleam]

I don't understand you at all.

[this is not true except in this specific circumstance]

[battling]

You can have a bed if ya want one.

[agleam]

I am well aware that I possess the ability to have a bed, yes.

[battling]

Ya got one in your room?

[agleam]

Oh - right, you haven't seen mine yet, have you... I do! You can come check it out tomorrow if you want.

[battling]

[ if we make it through the night ]

Sounds good.

[agleam]

[points a gun at you]

It's a plan, then.