pc catchall for alex

[agleam]

shitpost soon

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[agleam]

Why was there so much backstory...

[bxkautx]

Oh my God, that's just what recipes are like online. It's a whole thing, it's so annoying.

[agleam]

The internet sounds really weird.

[bxkautx]

An understatement. But it's convenient, too.

[agleam]

I've heard you can watch videos of cats...?

[bxkautx]

There's probably enough cat videos that you could watch them from when you're born 'til you die and never run out.

[agleam]

That's so many cats!

[bxkautx]

There are lots of cats in the world and lots of people with a phone in their pocket 24/7.

[agleam]

Huh... I didn't know people used them that often.

[bxkautx]

Most people are glued to their phones all the time in my era.

[agleam]

Is that healthy...?

[ok boomer]

[bxkautx]

No, definitely not.

[agleam]

...I guess every era has its issues.

[bxkautx]

They really do. All of them just stepping stones on the way to the end of everything. [ can you calm down. ]

[agleam]

...Yeah. But not while you or I are around, at least.

[bxkautx]

True. It's a long way off.

[agleam]

...Anyways! I think we were talking about, uh, phones? Or cats?

[bxkautx]

Phones...

[ blinks... ]

Did you get any funny mail worth sharing? I showed you one of mine so fair's fair.

[agleam]

Oh - yeah, sure.

[pulls up his phone to grab some...]

[bxkautx]

[ yay, stupid mail time ]

[agleam]

It's from a few days ago, but...

[shows her the following

Hey there 🌟🥳, let’s talk 🗣️ about PEAS 🥗! They’re small 🐜 but mighty 💪—the little green buddies 💚 that can make your dish 😋 a total hit 🎉. Peas ✨ are like the life of the party 🎈, rolling around 🍃 in their pods 💃, waiting to be popped 💥 into your mouth 🍽️! Ever notice 🤔 how they play hide and seek 👀 in your mashed potatoes 🥔? Sneaky little devils 😈! And don’t forget 😱, they’re super healthy 🥦, packed with vitamins 💊 for strong muscles 💪 like Popeye 🍃! Next time you munch 🍽️ on these green gems 💎, remember: every pea 🌱 brings a party 🎊 to your plate 🍽️, so let’s celebrate 🎈 this legume life! 🎉🍃





Congrats on winning a lifetime supply of peas! Reply PEASPLEASE to confirm.

[bxkautx]

Why the obsession with peas...

[agleam]

They seem really fixated on food in general.

[bxkautx]

I can't tell if it's a recurring theme for no reason or if it actually means something.

[agleam]

I'm going to ask them soon, but I don't know if we can trust the answer... I guess we'll find out.