pc catchall for alex

[agleam]

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[bxkautx]

[ kind of delighted by this, honestly. she likes fantasy novels so castles kind of go hand in hand...

wait. she is connected dots. castle. she points at the castle?? royalty?? girl you gotta start asking people literally anything about themselves. ]

[agleam]

[watching her point at the castle radiating confused vibes]

What is it?

[bxkautx]

I feel like living in a castle is a kinda big deal!

[agleam]

Oh. Well - I try not to make it a big deal, at least. There's nothing more annoying than someone who's, like...

[puts on a very fake very posh royal accent]

I am a prince and I live in a castle. Do not approach or even attempt to speak to me, peasant.

[bxkautx]

Are you kidding? I would play that card literally every day.

[agleam]

Somehow I feel like people here wouldn't listen to anything like that. And they're right not to!

[bxkautx]

Well they might, if it came from you. They'd be too shocked to not obey instantly.

[agleam]

[laughing a little]

Bow to his highness, then.

[bxkautx]

Oh, nope! I'm a deity, though!

[agleam]

[amused vibes]

See, I told you it wouldn't work.

[bxkautx]

Anyone else, though!

[agleam]

I'm not going to try it out, so I'll have to take your word for it.

[bxkautx]

No fun...

[agleam]

Regular wet blanket, as usual.

[bxkautx]

You should work on that.

[agleam]

By telling people to bow down to me?

[bxkautx]

Why not?

[agleam]

Somehow I feel like not everyone will share your definition of fun, here.

[bxkautx]

You know, it's shocking how often that happens.

[agleam]

Funny how that works.

[but!!]

Thanks for the help. I appreciate it.

[bxkautx]

I'm willing to look at cool castles any time you need. Nooo problem.

[agleam]

[hehe]

Wanna see my old one?

[bxkautx]

Oh, show me, show me, show me.