Actually, if you just want to, like, shove a bunch of clothes into a big pile, I can probably just fall back into them and be fine? That seems like the safest option here. I'll put them back afterwards.
[he walks forward a little on these very awkward stilts in order to get into a good position to tumble back, but unfortunately dice maiden has decreed he doesn't accidentally fall and eat shit despite not knowing how to walk on stilts. down into the clothes pile he gooooes.]
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That is simply preposterous, you realize.
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Mayhaps you are mistaken. I have no idea who you're speaking of.
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Are you pretending to be Emet-Selch right now, because that's the funniest thing I've ever beheld.
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That was a pretty good impression! You, uh, you're not nearly scornful enough, but it was good.
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[he
lifts up the robe slightly so he can look down at the stilts it's now clear he's wearing]
...You know, I didn't quite consider how I was going to get down from here.
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Uh, I can... help you down, but I cannot catch you. I promise you we will both eat shit.
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[thinking for a long moment.]
Actually, if you just want to, like, shove a bunch of clothes into a big pile, I can probably just fall back into them and be fine? That seems like the safest option here. I'll put them back afterwards.
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Okay, uh. Hold up a second. [and she goes to... do that. this is the funniest solution.]
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Thanks, Lup.
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she watches him flop, and then offers her hands out to let him up?]
I assume I can't ask why you were doing that.
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[he takes her hand.]