pc catchall for sheila.

[agleam]

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week zero, monday.

[toesies]

[Well. RNG has spoken, and they are now at........ Olive Garden (12.)

Sheila looks at the bowl of pasta in front of her. Looks at the snake. Looks at Rupert.

And slowly:]

I'm gluten intolerant?

[agleam]

[he is also giving the snake a very confused look... putting some pieces together... staring intently at the pasta...]

Evil snake baby...?

[what. also:]

What's gluten intolerant?

[toesies]

[Very seriously:]

If I eat this pasta, I will bloat up like a balloon and die.

[No.]

1/2

[agleam]

Um. Okay... So we just won't eat this pasta, then!

[seems simple enough to him!]

[agleam]

[


until rule of funny says this is the only thing it takes for the snake to lean over and bite them both, sending them immediately back to the hallway.]

—What the heck was that?!

[toesies]

[HELP

She immediately gasps after getting the boot, too offended to even registering the bite, before she kicks the door.]

Well fuck you too, evil snake baby!

[agleam]

[he frowns at his bite as she does that before glancing at her]

You okay...?

[toesies]

[She huffs, not paying any attention to the bite.]

Yeah, just peachy. Are you okay?

[agleam]

A little sore and both irritated and confused, but - I'll be alright.

[the snake is Rude.]