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rupert ([personal profile] agleam) wrote2022-06-05 12:31 pm
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[personal profile] agleam 2022-06-08 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[he is also giving the snake a very confused look... putting some pieces together... staring intently at the pasta...]

Evil snake baby...?

[what. also:]

What's gluten intolerant?
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[personal profile] toesies 2022-06-14 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Very seriously:]

If I eat this pasta, I will bloat up like a balloon and die.

[No.]
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[personal profile] agleam 2022-06-14 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Um. Okay... So we just won't eat this pasta, then!

[seems simple enough to him!]
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[personal profile] agleam 2022-06-14 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[


until rule of funny says this is the only thing it takes for the snake to lean over and bite them both, sending them immediately back to the hallway.]

—What the heck was that?!
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[personal profile] toesies 2022-06-17 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[HELP

She immediately gasps after getting the boot, too offended to even registering the bite, before she kicks the door.]

Well fuck you too, evil snake baby!
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[personal profile] agleam 2022-06-17 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[he frowns at his bite as she does that before glancing at her]

You okay...?
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[personal profile] toesies 2022-06-19 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[She huffs, not paying any attention to the bite.]

Yeah, just peachy. Are you okay?
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[personal profile] agleam 2022-06-19 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
A little sore and both irritated and confused, but - I'll be alright.

[the snake is Rude.]
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