[ He should DEFINITELY be avoiding clowns after last week, but here they are, bound by unfortunate mysterious forces. At least he has a friend with him, this makes him feel better about it. ]
Think it'll be something good? [ Cough. ] Not all the rooms were bad last time...
One of the staff guys suggested I do it myself when I asked. I really don't wanna accidentally end up in a shitty door again. Some of them were okay but others... seriously, pass.
[ He breathes though. He may or may not regret this. ]
he's rushing over to try and pull the clown who just stepped on aikawa off, because rude, but this means now the clown is trying to engage in fisticuffs. help.]
I've been better! [ Spluttering, still spitting mud and flowers. His day!! ]
Rupert!
[ As his small friend is being manhandled by clowns! Another one is slowly approaching, threateningly, with a neck tutu whatever those things are called. He reaches out. ]
[ Honestly he thought Rupert was gonna get his ass whooped by clowns so he's not sure if he should be baffled or laugh his ass off at the fact that he's actually very threateningly being forced into a clown outfit. ]
I don't know if this is really the worst actuaWAUGH -- ?!
[ And then the Emet-sized clowns force him up from the mud, holding a second clown outfit. ]
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Think it'll be something good? [ Cough. ] Not all the rooms were bad last time...
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[#optimism]
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But I guess if I'm gonna leave a memo on every door, I gotta find out what they do, huh?
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[he nods, though.]
Okay, but it's not too late to change your mind if you do it before I open this door.
[he says, reaching for it (but like, slowly, to give him a chance).]
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[ He breathes though. He may or may not regret this. ]
Okay, let's do it!
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[because he has concerns suddenly!! but he'll go ahead and open the door
and here they are in clown town, immediately being rushed by several of them.]
Why—?!
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[ Except then he's tackled by a clown. This is fine. He's just face down in the rain, splat right on the ground.
And then he pushes himself up with his forearms, spitting dirt, mud, rainwater, and flower petals. ]
Bleugh! Fuck! Agh! What the fu --
[ AND HE'S STEPPED ON BY A CLOWN WHO IS MAKING HIS WAY OVER TO RUPERT. Back into the mud his face goes. ]
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[WHY CLOWNS!!
he's rushing over to try and pull the clown who just stepped on aikawa off, because rude, but this means now the clown is trying to engage in fisticuffs. help.]
Stop, stop, we can talk this out!!
[no.]
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Rupert!
[ As his small friend is being manhandled by clowns! Another one is slowly approaching, threateningly, with a neck tutu whatever those things are called. He reaches out. ]
Nooooo!!
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No! I'm saying no! My clothes are fine already!
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I don't know if this is really the worst actuaWAUGH -- ?!
[ And then the Emet-sized clowns force him up from the mud, holding a second clown outfit. ]
... Have mercy...?
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Help!
[it is unclear what he expects him to do]
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Save yourself!
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[that is not what he meant
but okay he's trying to run. he is going to get tackled by a clown in ten seconds.]
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[ Just scurry! But then he goes down. ]
Not like that!
[ As a clown wig gets put on his head. And then the baseball cap over the wig. ]