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Yeees?

[ Humour, the ultimate cure-all. ]

Shh. It we survive the night, I will make you sleep on a bed. Increase your standards! Practice self care!

Oh, my god. [ Right back, trying to worm a little on the ground but he is just there and his legs are tied now so life is hard. ]

Okay, I'm sorry, I was just kidding. Bradley doesn't have a bed but I'll take his nicest couch next time, I swear.

I'll get normal sleep... tomorrow. I promise.

Edited (i could afford to spell right) 2022-06-24 04:45 (UTC)

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Bradley doesn't have a bed?!

[ ...Oops? He thinks? ]

He doesn't have room for it amidst all his couches...............

Just how many couches does he own...?!

A lot. Ask him and he'll tell you beds suck and couches are better but hell if I know why.

[ This is actually helping him feel better by siccing mom on Bradley. ]

Couches are great.

[ why are you judging him?? ]

Why do you like couches more than beds again?

Beds remind me of prison. Don't get a nice couch in a cell.

[ I don't know why he's like this, please accept this as my answer ]

[ Help. ]

Did you just not have a bed before you went to prison... weirdo...

[ However yeah, he does seem to accept that. ]

[ he LIVED IN A CAVE ]

Course not.

'Course not, he says.

[ God. ]

I'm gonna fucking die trying to understand you.

Why would I bring one into my cave?

Why, oh why, do you have to say it like that.

That's a normal thing to say.

[ he thinks ]

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But they're so bad for your back... Have you tried a futon?

[like. the couch type one.]

[He tilts his head.

He has never even heard of this thing.]

A what?

Beds are so much more comfortable!

[ shakes his head

Strong disagree ]

I don't understand you at all.

[this is not true except in this specific circumstance]

You can have a bed if ya want one.

I am well aware that I possess the ability to have a bed, yes.

Ya got one in your room?

Oh - right, you haven't seen mine yet, have you... I do! You can come check it out tomorrow if you want.

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