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rupert ([personal profile] agleam) wrote2022-07-11 03:00 pm

pc catchall for souji.

aki give me a shitpost
illomened: ((・-・))

[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-19 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[HELP THIS IS SO FUNNY. Souji just reaches out to pinch some of this hilarious faux fur between his fingers...]

...You're a king now! [CONGRATS. He doesn't know a damn thing about the Prince and the Pauper.] You look very - loud.
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[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-20 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Do they not...? They always seem to dress that way in anything I've seen them depicted in.

[HELP THIS IS SO FUNNY but he'll also glance around at that. Surveying the buildings brings up a few that might reasonably be shops, he guesses??]

Hm... Shall we look? No sense spending the time in unpleasant clothing, yes?
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[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-20 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
I've just seen pictures, mostly... This looks Western!

[HE CLAIMS IMMUNITY FOR NOT KNOWING SHIT ABOUT THE WEST. Anyway.]

Well, I don't mind it. [Pauper's clothing is less hard to move around in than bargain bin royalty clothing. BUT.] It does smell a bit... unpleasant, though, so. Shall we both look?
illomened: (from a lost and lonely world)

[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-20 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[very ideas huh]

...We can just steal, I suppose? It's not as though any of this is real.

[Otherwise he would not advocate for stealing from poor hapless merchants.]
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[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-20 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[HELP HAHAHAHAHA]

Do you have any money?

[HE'S A KING RIGHT or so thinks Souji as he begins to wander off toward one of the nearest shops so he can peep in through the window...]
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[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-20 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Hm... So we could try that first and then attempt a robbery if it doesn't work out?

[He sounds like he's half-joking, but he moves on to the next shop to peek into that window.]
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[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-23 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
[DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. Maybe worry about the fact that Souji, after taking one single peek through the window, is making a beeline for the door.]

Yes, yes! We absolutely must stop here!

[It's a bakery...]
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[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-24 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
And we can continue to look for them after we fill our bellies!

[HE'S ALREADY NYOOMING TO TRY A SAMPLE even though the shopkeep is like :pikashook: because there's this peasant-lookin ass running into their GOOD STORE but also talking to a rich person???]
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[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-25 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[HELP DON'T HUMOR HIM.

The shopkeep also does not appear to know what to do with... this. And just says something like: "Er - no...? Nothing, sir!" But the many question marks are audible.]


What would you like to try, Rupert-kun?
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[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-26 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
[THIS IS SO FUNNY. THE SHOPKEEP JUST THERE LIKE (EYES NARROW) BUT WHAT CAN HE DO, THIS PERSON STILL LOOKS RICH. RICH PEOPLE ARE WEIRD, ANYWAY.]

Yes, but we ought to get something to share! Food is always best when shared.
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[personal profile] illomened 2022-07-26 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[THE SHOPKEEP LIKE GET OUT OF MY SHOP WHILE RUPERT IS ALSO LIKE PLEASE LET US GO... Souji normally spends so much money and buys so many things but for Rupert, he will do his best.]

Of course! We can just get a couple of these tasty-looking buns, if that suits.