[THESE ARE ALL SO INSANE WHEN PUT TOGETHER. He just leans over to read the messages and then nods.]
And then the peas. Peas seem to be a theme?
[What is pease. Damn. Maybe it's a typo. South did this. Anyway he'll pull out his phone too which he usually doesn't have on him but conveniently does for this thread because someone needs to see these fucking messages.
First it's a drawing on the notes app of a stick figure cowboy sticking his tongue out and flipping off the viewer.
Then it's the clown braille and metro ticket warning, which is the same.
Then it's: Dear Scaramouche, Thank you for coming with Haru to my birthday party! It was funny when we went down the mat slide and you ended up in the other lane. You wiped out and sunk to the bottom, and we had to pull you up by a handful of your hair. I won't ever forget it. You said you would never go back again, but I hope you change your mind next year! -Your Best Friend]
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And then the peas. Peas seem to be a theme?
[What is pease. Damn. Maybe it's a typo. South did this. Anyway he'll pull out his phone too which he usually doesn't have on him but conveniently does for this thread because someone needs to see these fucking messages.
First it's a drawing on the notes app of a stick figure cowboy sticking his tongue out and flipping off the viewer.
Then it's the clown braille and metro ticket warning, which is the same.
Then it's:
Dear Scaramouche,
Thank you for coming with Haru to my birthday party! It was funny when we went down the mat slide and you ended up in the other lane. You wiped out and sunk to the bottom, and we had to pull you up by a handful of your hair. I won't ever forget it. You said you would never go back again, but I hope you change your mind next year!
-Your Best Friend]
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[looking at the last one for a long moment...]
Any idea who sent that?
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[What does this even mean. He also just SHRUGS.]
No clue. I think everyone got some insane message at around the same time as the clown and bill, but it seems each one is different.
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[he is this bracket text]
Maybe if I write them back they'll explain.
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You should try to send them peas, too.
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[SEND SOMETHING WORSE!!]
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[He can't even argue because he did do that.]
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closes mouth]
Okay.
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two people are dead.]
You should still ask them about it.
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[speak for the peas.......]
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[That's you Rupert.]
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[BYE!!!!!!]
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See you tomorrow.
[With your pocket peas.]