pc catchall for scaramouche

[agleam]

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[nascens]

[THERE'S A TWO FOR ONE DEAL because first, someone behind him does say something:]

Oh!

[And then that someone just MOVES PAST HIM TO JUMP INTO THE TANK THEMSELVES and may accidentally clip his shoulder as they go.]

[agleam]

Hey, wait, what're you—

[THE WAY HE WOULDN'T EVEN NEED TO BE CLIPPED TO JUMP IN AFTER his concerns. hilarious. anyways here we are in the tank.]

[nascens]

[HERE WE ARE IN THE TANK...... He pops back up just fine on his own, though he looks surprised to see that Rupert has joined him.]

Are you going to catch some, too?

[This person has the face of Scaramouche and the voice of Scaramouche, but they are wearing ornate robes and have very long hair that now make them look like Kayako.]

[agleam]

[stares for a second before he snaps himself out of it]

Um - wasn't planning on it. But go for it!

[nascens]

[JUST NODS AND IMMEDIATELY DIVES BACK DOWN AGAIN.]

[agleam]

[TREADS WATER AS HE FEARFULLY WAITS FOR HIM TO EMERGE]

[nascens]

[He's down there for an awfully long time...]

[agleam]

[WELL

I ROLLED A NAT 20 FOR DIVING DOWN TO FISH HIM OUT]

[nascens]

[HE SEEMS FINE JUST HANGING OUT DOWN HERE BUT IF RUPERT INSISTS ON DRAGGING HIM BACK UP, HE WILL GO. He's just very confused about it.]

[agleam]

Are you okay?!

[nascens]

Should I not be okay...?

[SIR YOU LOOK SO WORRIED. He observes for a second and then starts to make a bit of a worried face, too.]

[agleam]

[pushes wet hair out of his face...]

You were down there for a while, is all.

[nascens]

[He's just vibin wetly.]

Ah. It is fine for me, but not for you. I am able to fish up more crabs than anyone.

[Thanks Scaramouche.]

[agleam]

...Oh! Congratulations.

[he doesn't know how to react to this]

Might be a good idea to get out for now, though?

[nascens]

[CONGRATULATIONS. He looks very faintly baffled but it's hard to tell whether it's over the congrats or over the idea of needing to get out of this tank that sharks are probably lurking in.]

If you say that it is.

[Swimmin' over to the side so he can pull himself up.]

[agleam]

[doing the same]

There's a place nearby where we can get seafood you don't even have to catch yourself, if you want.

[nascens]

[He just cants his head to the side, dropping down onto the ground without making much of a sound.]

Is it what you want?

[agleam]

[tilting his head...]

Do you not think of what you want a lot?

[nascens]

[Mirroring the direction of his head tilt...]

I do not know what I want. It is simpler to ask others what it is that they want.

[agleam]

Well... It wouldn't hurt to think about it, would it? I think knowing what you want is pretty important.

[nascens]

Then I will attempt to spend more time considering.