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Like you saw, the last time someone in my home tried to get a fix all, it almost caused the extinction of the human race, so I'm good.

[Just lifts his shoulders.]

Your loss. Enjoy the endless parade of calamities that apparently afflict your home.

It's not my loss! Why are you like this.

[He just SMILES LIKE AN ASSHOLE and then moves to leave.]

[HELP THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

HAPPY PRIDE!!!!!!

He just looks back over at Rupert full of judgment.]

Say it.

It seems like a fitting way for you to stumble into a relationship, that's all.

Is it stumbling if you make a conscious choice?

In the sense of it being graceless, not accidental.

Who cares if it's graceless as long as it's heartfelt...?

Right, right. The heartfelt confession saves the day.

Don't sass me.

Bold that you assume you can tell me what to do without losing your tongue over it.

I just did.

You did half. The other half will follow.

Try it.

It's not fun for me if you're expecting it.

I don't care about what's fun for you.

What are you going to do about it in this case? Force me to try cutting your tongue out sooner?

We both know you're not actually going to do that, so I'm just going to continue knowing you're a liar.

[He's just QUIET FOR A SECOND, and then:]

Unlike humans, I keep my word.

Mhm.

Enjoy the last of your time with it, I suppose.

[WITH HIS TONGUE.]

Sure.

[JUST KEEPS SAYING SHIT. anyways he's turning to leave bye.]

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