pc catchall for scaramouche

[agleam]

shitpost soon

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[nascens]

That is what "mutual agreement to not say anything to one another" means, but now I've changed my mind.

[agleam]

Then what do you want instead?

[nascens]

The next time we run into each other, you leave first.

[agleam]

Fine. Where is the monkey.

[nascens]

I fed it to a lion.

[agleam]

You didn't.

[nascens]

I didn't.

[agleam]

Then why did you say that?!

[nascens]

I thought your reaction would be entertaining.

[agleam]

You lied so our deal is off.

[nascens]

I suppose I won't tell you where I actually left that monkey, then.

[agleam]

Fine! Whatever. I'll find it myself.

[nascens]

How will you even know that you've found the right monkey?

[Scaramouche would know... They have bonded.]

[agleam]

I'll know!

[GOOBY unless something conveniently stops him.]

[nascens]

[i dont want to use my brain to figure out a funny way to stop him and we have another also stupid thread where they are trapped so i will let this one go into the good night]