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[agleam]

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[nascens]

[THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING THING HE'S EVER HEARD IN HIS LIFE.]

...And that was it? It was just a daycare?

[agleam]

Yeah, pretty much.

[HATEFUL!!]

Then in the hotel, there was a mansion with a bunch of floors. Outside, there was a garden, a garage, a cemetery, and a... [pauses] What was it called again... Oh! Right! Bumper cars.

[nascens]

[Muttering hatefully:] Bumper carcasses...

[BUT FOR THE REST:] I see. Both of these sound obnoxious and small.

[agleam]

They were both obnoxious and small, yeah. Like you!

[listen here you twink

anyways]

Your turn.

[nascens]

[HE DOESN'T TRY TO SUPLEX HIM AGAIN BUT HE DOES JUST CASUALLY ATTEMPT TO SWEEPKICK HIS LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM.]

[agleam]

[happy birthday to the ground]

Why?!

[HE KNOWS WHY]

[nascens]

You're all so obsessed with my height, I thought it might be kind to treat you to an even shorter one.

[GROUND LEVEL.]

[agleam]

[as he pushes himself up]

Aw. Are you feeling cranky? Do you want another hug?

[nascens]

[The energy of someone who is flipping another person off with their soul.]

Do you want my answer or not.

[agleam]

Yeah, sure. What was it like?

[nascens]

It was all of Hell.

[A VAGUE HAND GESTURE THAT DOESN'T HELP EXPLAIN THESE VAGUE WORDS AT ALL.]

[agleam]

...I don't get it.

[nascens]

[THE TIRED LOOK OF SOMEONE WHO HAS TO REPEAT HIMSELF SOOO MUCH for no reason at all...]

We weren't playing for any complicated nonsense like wishes, or fighting against any ridiculous enemy. We just died and ended up in an afterlife. Dying twice just got us out of the "training wheels" area made for new arrivals.

[agleam]

Wait, so...

[math lady meme]

Were people, like, possessed?

[nascens]

No. We were just there.

[THEY WERE JUST THERE!!!!!]

Most of our deaths were accidents. It was excruciatingly stupid.

[agleam]

That's horrible!

[nascens]

It was! Having to sit through so many hours of nonsense like people trying to find an idiot who just happened to let loose the poisonous snake that bit someone was an enormous waste of time.

[agleam]

[GIVES HIM A LOOK!!!]

I don't know why I'm surprised.

[nascens]

I don't know why you are, either.

[HE IS A NASTY LITTLE MAN.]

It's not like it mattered there, anyway. Executions were a headache but the other side wasn't complete shit like yours sound like.

[agleam]

Okay. That's all.

[mimicking his tone from last time.......]

[nascens]

[RUPERT!!!!!]

If executions weren't so annoying, I'd kill you now.

[agleam]

I guarantee I would find a way to haunt you specifically, so there would be no point.

[OKAY]

[nascens]

You're already haunting enough as is.

[But he will LEAVE as i cry and run for another thread later this week...]