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[agleam]

shitpost soon

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[nascens]

What do you think that will get you here, exactly.

[agleam]

Friends.

[nascens]

Ah.

[Somehow he fits so much derision into two letters.]

[agleam]

Yeah, I get that you think you're better than that or whatever. But you're not. If you're alone, it's because you refuse to do better.

[nascens]

If I had to deal with any of you for longer than the few seconds I'm already forced to on a daily basis, I'd have keeled over by now. I know exactly why you fools seem incapable of believing that not everyone hates being parted from all company, but it's still idiotic.

[agleam]

Then why are you talking to me?

[says the person who restarted this conversation!!!!!]

[nascens]

[YEAH HE JUST LIKE, VAGUELY GESTURES.]

You were the one who decided to show your disdain for laughter.

[agleam]

That is not what I was showing my disdain for and you know it.

[nascens]

No, I believe you simply hate whimsy.

[agleam]

It wasn't whimsical.

[nascens]

How do you know?

[agleam]

Because there's a difference in tone between a whimsical laugh and a rude one, and also whimsical laughs don't happen on Fridays.

[help me]

[nascens]

The fact that you believe whimsical laughter has to be banned from certain days only proves that you don't understand how whimsy works.

[agleam]

Are you an expert?

[nascens]

Obviously.

[AN EXPERT ON WHIMSY.]

[agleam]

I'll make sure to remind everyone.

[nascens]

I'm sure they're all too busy walking around in stress circles and failing to pretend that they aren't still upset about strangers dying to care about whimsy right now.

[agleam]

He wasn't a stranger to everyone.