pc catchall for alex

[agleam]

shitpost soon

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[bxkautx]

Feels like this should be worth an achievement, right?

[agleam]

Guess it depends on exactly how it happened... But we'll see soon, probably.

[a beat]

By the way, can I ask you a favor?

[bxkautx]

Mission? I can help.

[agleam]

[nodding]

I'm supposed to use the simulation room to show a few people something important to me. If you've got one I can help with, I'll be happy to return the favor, of course.

[bxkautx]

[ thinks. ]

I like that you still talk to me even though we disagree about basically anything and it's always a pointless conversation for you.

[ anyway, ] Okay, done. Let's go.

[agleam]

[WEH

almost immediately:]

You're my friend, talking to you isn't pointless. And I think we agree on some stuff, at least. Also - thank you!

[he will let it go after that though. unfortunately she can't escape his kind of amused, fond vibes. get friendshipped.]

[bxkautx]

... Sure. [ there is so much immediate ??????????? when he calls them friends but she just nods.

OKAY ANYWAY SIM ROOM OKAY, ]

[agleam]

[to the sim room!!!!

when he comes in, he goes over to the console and then they are suddenly seeing a fairy tale castle located on a hill. it's very pretty scenery wise. he looks over at it, and the emotions are just - fondness, pride, a little bit of homesickness. he smiles, though.]

This is my home.

[bxkautx]

[ kind of delighted by this, honestly. she likes fantasy novels so castles kind of go hand in hand...

wait. she is connected dots. castle. she points at the castle?? royalty?? girl you gotta start asking people literally anything about themselves. ]

[agleam]

[watching her point at the castle radiating confused vibes]

What is it?

[bxkautx]

I feel like living in a castle is a kinda big deal!

[agleam]

Oh. Well - I try not to make it a big deal, at least. There's nothing more annoying than someone who's, like...

[puts on a very fake very posh royal accent]

I am a prince and I live in a castle. Do not approach or even attempt to speak to me, peasant.

[bxkautx]

Are you kidding? I would play that card literally every day.

[agleam]

Somehow I feel like people here wouldn't listen to anything like that. And they're right not to!

[bxkautx]

Well they might, if it came from you. They'd be too shocked to not obey instantly.

[agleam]

[laughing a little]

Bow to his highness, then.

[bxkautx]

Oh, nope! I'm a deity, though!

[agleam]

[amused vibes]

See, I told you it wouldn't work.

[bxkautx]

Anyone else, though!

[agleam]

I'm not going to try it out, so I'll have to take your word for it.

[bxkautx]

No fun...

[agleam]

Regular wet blanket, as usual.

[bxkautx]

You should work on that.

[agleam]

By telling people to bow down to me?

[bxkautx]

Why not?