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[she

stares at him? she stares at him.]

Hey. Quick question, whaaaaat are you doing.

[he raises an eyebrow and keeps the exact same voice.]

I'm sure I have no idea what you mean. I'm simply standing here.

[she has to stop herself from giggling at this.]

... Uh huh. Okay, well, I'm here, at the closet, with a big dingus in a cape. What's next.

A dingus - how dare you! I am well respected.

[he also has a slight english accent now it's fine]

By who.

[WHY]

[he pauses for maybe a split second too long to think about that]

My peers, of course! And who are you to question me?!

Edited (i forgot the italics and they were important) 2022-06-30 01:17 (UTC)

[the pause makes her giggle a little more]

I'm the Crope, that's who. Better respect.

And what, precisely, is that meant to be?

The Crab Pope! So, like, I have more authority than you.

[with offense in his voice:]

You certainly do not, I've never heard of such a thing! What are your duties? Who do you oversee?

Uhhh. Fuck, she never told me what this entailed.

Crabs. My duties are to make sure all the crabs get married.

[crossing his arms]

That is simply preposterous, you realize.

Are you dissing my job, Lord Poncypants?

I... You very well know that is not my name!

Lord Rupert Poncypants. [stop this]

[scoffs]

Mayhaps you are mistaken. I have no idea who you're speaking of.

[a beat.]

Are you pretending to be Emet-Selch right now, because that's the funniest thing I've ever beheld.

—Thank you oh my gosh it keeps not working and I don't know how much longer I can do this.

[SHE LAUGHS REALLY HARD AT THIS SKDSLKDF]

That was a pretty good impression! You, uh, you're not nearly scornful enough, but it was good.

Yeah, unfortunately for this exercise, scornful is not really my biggest strength.

[he

lifts up the robe slightly so he can look down at the stilts it's now clear he's wearing]

...You know, I didn't quite consider how I was going to get down from here.

[still giggling, she scoots closer, and then:]

Uh, I can... help you down, but I cannot catch you. I promise you we will both eat shit.

I absolutely do not want to fall on you, yeah.

[thinking for a long moment.]

Actually, if you just want to, like, shove a bunch of clothes into a big pile, I can probably just fall back into them and be fine? That seems like the safest option here. I'll put them back afterwards.

[nodding...]

Okay, uh. Hold up a second. [and she goes to... do that. this is the funniest solution.]

[he walks forward a little on these very awkward stilts in order to get into a good position to tumble back, but unfortunately dice maiden has decreed he doesn't accidentally fall and eat shit despite not knowing how to walk on stilts. down into the clothes pile he gooooes.]

Thanks, Lup.

[thank u based dice maiden

she watches him flop, and then offers her hands out to let him up?]

I assume I can't ask why you were doing that.

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