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[agleam]

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[nascens]

[HELP THAT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY


but you know what else would be really funny

do you remember that scene from spy kids where they fall down the volcano for fucking ever because it's actually a fake volcano and they're just trapped in a wind jet stream]

[agleam]

[I DON'T BUT I GUESS HERE WE ARE NOW]

[nascens]

[EVENTUALLY RUPERT WILL CATCH UP TO HIM IN THIS JETSTREAM and he's just falling with his arms crossed over his chest.]

[agleam]

[looks over at him.]

I guess this is happening.

[nascens]

Could be worse. I imagine hitting the ground will be.

[Could you imagine how funny it'd be to just fucking die randomly in a wind tunnel on a Monday.]

[agleam]

[shrugs a little]

It might just make us sore? That's what it was like last time.

[what the fuck]

[nascens]

[JUST LOOKING AT HIM LIKE HUH.]

You had these in your last "game"?

[agleam]

Oh. Yeah, sometimes you'd walk into a door and something really terrible would happen but then you'd just wake up outside of the place kind of achy and disoriented.

[OKAY]

Actually, I'm pretty sure there was one just like this.

[nascens]

[OKAY!!!!!]

...So you just-- what, expect to hit the ground and then magically wake up on the other side in one piece?

[agleam]

Yeah, pretty much.

[glances his way]

Sorry, though. For the record, I didn't actually think you would jump in or I would have warned you.

[nascens]

[Just gazing at this FOOL.]

I would have jumped even if you hadn't said anything. It's not like we were getting anywhere trying to open up anything else.

[agleam]

Noted.

[stares up into the abyss]

We're going to be here for a while, though, probably.

[nascens]

[Thinking... Thinking... Thinking... Frowning.]

We could actually die this time.

[agleam]

I mean, I guess that's theoretically possible, but I doubt it.

[JUST SHRUGS AGAIN]

[nascens]

You seem fairly confident. What if dying on a Monday is a benchmark?

[agleam]

Then I guess we're going to unlock another achievement. What do you want me to say?

[nascens]

I want to see what you have to say. That's the point of asking questions, isn't it?

[agleam]

I've been answering you this entire time.

[nascens]

And I'll continue to ask questions. It's not as though we have anything better to do with our time right now.

[agleam]

Okay, fine. What do you want to know?

[nascens]

Do you fear a permanent end?

[Okay Poe.]

[agleam]

No.

[says that easily enough. kids can you lighten up a little.]

Happens to - well, most everyone eventually. And no offense or anything, but it definitely beats being immortal.

[nascens]

[KIDS CAN YOU LIGHTEN UP A LITTLE.]

Finite beings are incapable of handling transitions to immortality well, regardless.

[It's best to know your limits...]

[agleam]

Have you seen someone try before...?

[nascens]

Of course. I think it's fairly natural for humans especially to pine for divinity and longevity beyond their years. If they have the ability to reach for it, many do.