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[agleam]

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[agleam]

[I DON'T BUT I GUESS HERE WE ARE NOW]

[nascens]

[EVENTUALLY RUPERT WILL CATCH UP TO HIM IN THIS JETSTREAM and he's just falling with his arms crossed over his chest.]

[agleam]

[looks over at him.]

I guess this is happening.

[nascens]

Could be worse. I imagine hitting the ground will be.

[Could you imagine how funny it'd be to just fucking die randomly in a wind tunnel on a Monday.]

[agleam]

[shrugs a little]

It might just make us sore? That's what it was like last time.

[what the fuck]

[nascens]

[JUST LOOKING AT HIM LIKE HUH.]

You had these in your last "game"?

[agleam]

Oh. Yeah, sometimes you'd walk into a door and something really terrible would happen but then you'd just wake up outside of the place kind of achy and disoriented.

[OKAY]

Actually, I'm pretty sure there was one just like this.

[nascens]

[OKAY!!!!!]

...So you just-- what, expect to hit the ground and then magically wake up on the other side in one piece?

[agleam]

Yeah, pretty much.

[glances his way]

Sorry, though. For the record, I didn't actually think you would jump in or I would have warned you.

[nascens]

[Just gazing at this FOOL.]

I would have jumped even if you hadn't said anything. It's not like we were getting anywhere trying to open up anything else.

[agleam]

Noted.

[stares up into the abyss]

We're going to be here for a while, though, probably.

[nascens]

[Thinking... Thinking... Thinking... Frowning.]

We could actually die this time.

[agleam]

I mean, I guess that's theoretically possible, but I doubt it.

[JUST SHRUGS AGAIN]

[nascens]

You seem fairly confident. What if dying on a Monday is a benchmark?

[agleam]

Then I guess we're going to unlock another achievement. What do you want me to say?

[nascens]

I want to see what you have to say. That's the point of asking questions, isn't it?

[agleam]

I've been answering you this entire time.

[nascens]

And I'll continue to ask questions. It's not as though we have anything better to do with our time right now.

[agleam]

Okay, fine. What do you want to know?

[nascens]

Do you fear a permanent end?

[Okay Poe.]

[agleam]

No.

[says that easily enough. kids can you lighten up a little.]

Happens to - well, most everyone eventually. And no offense or anything, but it definitely beats being immortal.

[nascens]

[KIDS CAN YOU LIGHTEN UP A LITTLE.]

Finite beings are incapable of handling transitions to immortality well, regardless.

[It's best to know your limits...]

[agleam]

Have you seen someone try before...?

[nascens]

Of course. I think it's fairly natural for humans especially to pine for divinity and longevity beyond their years. If they have the ability to reach for it, many do.

[agleam]

I guess that's not so surprising, but it is a little sad.