pc catchall for scaramouche

[agleam]

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[agleam]

...Yeah.

[even if he wants to disagree with everything scaramouche says on principle like always he can tell he's probably right.]

Wasn't her fault, though.

[nascens]

[SOMETIMES THE WORST PERSON YOU KNOW IS CORRECT.]

Obviously. I'm sure you'll all let her know, for what good it may or may not do.

[agleam]

Yeah. I—

[pauses

and then grabs the pillow on the bed he's currently on and tosses it directly at scaramouche. edits this bc i rolled an 18.]

[nascens]

[The pillow whumps softly onto his face, which i forgot to mention has a bruise, and falls to the floor.]

I see you wish for me to finish the job.

[agleam]

[he just kind of blinks when it hits scaramouche, like he was aiming at something directly in front of him even though there is nothing in front of him.]

Oh.

[oh!]

[nascens]

[OH.]

Seeing things that aren't there, I take it.

[agleam]

Yeah.

[looks at the pillow on the ground like he wants it back but knows better than to ask scaramouche]

[nascens]

[RUPERT YOUR PILLOWLESS SUFFERING. He reaches down to pick it up.]

What is it?

[agleam]

Friend of mine from a previous round, just - wrong. Angry. I don't know the best way to describe it.

[nascens]

[He was holding the pillow hostage in exchange for an answer without explicitly stating that's what he was doing, so once he gets it, he'll just toss the pillow back onto the bed.]

Just nonsense designed to unnerve or agitate.

[agleam]

[it hits him in the face as it flies that way. equilibrium has been restored, all is right with the world. he sets it back on the bed after he catches it.]

Yeah, as usual.

[stop being right!!!!!]

[nascens]

[NOT LIKE THIS. Not him continuing to be right. They keep agreeing... One of them will be dead tomorrow. I BET IT'S YOU YOU CYOA-GOER.]

Even less of a point in it than usual here, considering they're only doing things because other places did them first.

[agleam]

[IF ONLY!!!!!]

We already knew they were stupid and terrible.

[nascens]

It would be satisfying to smear them across the pavement.

[Violence!]

[agleam]

Don't know if I'd go that far... But they should probably go, yeah.

[nascens]

Not a fan of equivalent suffering?

[agleam]

I guess I just don't see the point.

[nascens]

[This is why Rupert wasn't on the vengeance council that supermurdered the story at the end of seasons just for the satisfaction of it...]

I suppose you wouldn't. Your enemies get off lightly.

[agleam]

I said they should go. Unless you're going to give me some overdramatic thing about how a quick death is too good for them or whatever.

[nascens]

It's hardly even dramatic to say that you should get your pound of flesh when wronged.

[agleam]

Mhm.

[nascens]

[WAVING A HAND.]

Have you found the weekly paper nonsense yet?

[agleam]

Oh. The stuff about how we're all in a TV show?

[nascens]

That nonsense, yes.

[agleam]

What do you think about it?