pc catchall for scaramouche

[agleam]

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[nascens]

You do realize that this isn't normal, don't you?

[agleam]

Normal is different for every world.

[nascens]

Well, it's true enough that most of the worlds represented here seem to be in some state of disrepair. Really, you'd think more people would have killed for those fix-alls by now.

[agleam]

Like you saw, the last time someone in my home tried to get a fix all, it almost caused the extinction of the human race, so I'm good.

[nascens]

[Just lifts his shoulders.]

Your loss. Enjoy the endless parade of calamities that apparently afflict your home.

[agleam]

It's not my loss! Why are you like this.

[nascens]

[He just SMILES LIKE AN ASSHOLE and then moves to leave.]

[agleam]

[stopped on this the second to last day of pride]

[nascens]

[HELP THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

HAPPY PRIDE!!!!!!

He just looks back over at Rupert full of judgment.]

[agleam]

Say it.

[nascens]

It seems like a fitting way for you to stumble into a relationship, that's all.

[agleam]

Is it stumbling if you make a conscious choice?

[nascens]

In the sense of it being graceless, not accidental.

[agleam]

Who cares if it's graceless as long as it's heartfelt...?

[nascens]

Right, right. The heartfelt confession saves the day.

[agleam]

Don't sass me.

[nascens]

Bold that you assume you can tell me what to do without losing your tongue over it.

[agleam]

I just did.

[nascens]

You did half. The other half will follow.

[agleam]

Try it.

[nascens]

It's not fun for me if you're expecting it.

[agleam]

I don't care about what's fun for you.

[nascens]

What are you going to do about it in this case? Force me to try cutting your tongue out sooner?

[agleam]

We both know you're not actually going to do that, so I'm just going to continue knowing you're a liar.

[nascens]

[He's just QUIET FOR A SECOND, and then:]

Unlike humans, I keep my word.