pc catchall for scaramouche

[agleam]

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[agleam]

I want to put it back! I don't trust you with it.

[WALKS FASTER]

[nascens]

Oh? Is that so...?

[TAKES OFF RUNNING WITH THIS MONKEY.]

[agleam]

[ROLLS A 3 TO CHASE SO GOODBYE MONKEY!!!]

[nascens]

[FUCKING HELP!!!!! HE REALLY JUST ABSCONDS WITH THE MONKEY.

It's okay he'll come back eventually to put the monkey back where it belongs. He's gone on an adventure with this monkey now and formed a bond with it.]

[agleam]

[SOME AMOUNT OF TIME LATER. i rng'd for where they'd run into each other again and got the pleasure gardens... post monkey...]

Where is it?!

[nascens]

[POST MONKEY...... WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY. He's just hanging out, watching the lions stalk the zebras.]

Oh? The monkey? I wonder.

[agleam]

You don't wonder! You know! Just tell me what you want in return for telling me where it is.

[nascens]

Next time we end up trapped in some ridiculous situation where neither one of us can leave for some unknown damn reason, mutual agreement to simply not say anything to one another.

[agleam]

Are you gonna not say anything to me?

[nascens]

That is what "mutual agreement to not say anything to one another" means, but now I've changed my mind.

[agleam]

Then what do you want instead?

[nascens]

The next time we run into each other, you leave first.

[agleam]

Fine. Where is the monkey.

[nascens]

I fed it to a lion.

[agleam]

You didn't.

[nascens]

I didn't.

[agleam]

Then why did you say that?!

[nascens]

I thought your reaction would be entertaining.

[agleam]

You lied so our deal is off.

[nascens]

I suppose I won't tell you where I actually left that monkey, then.

[agleam]

Fine! Whatever. I'll find it myself.

[nascens]

How will you even know that you've found the right monkey?

[Scaramouche would know... They have bonded.]

[agleam]

I'll know!

[GOOBY unless something conveniently stops him.]

[nascens]

[i dont want to use my brain to figure out a funny way to stop him and we have another also stupid thread where they are trapped so i will let this one go into the good night]