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[agleam]

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w7 monday

[agleam]

[wandering around the hotel aimlessly... unfortunately he happens to be near one of the terrible doors when he sees scaramouche. very quickly asks himself whether he'd rather play the roulette wheel of trauma rather than talk to him and it turns out the answer is yes!!

except when he tries to duck into one of the doors to avoid him there is no floor in that specific room, so on instinct he grabs onto the only thing he can which happens to be scaramouche's sleeve. off we go gooby.]

[nascens]

[MY ADHD DIDN'T STRIKE!!!!!!!!

Anyway this is so fucking funny. HERE THEY GO AGAIN. Fortunately he's wearing grabbable sleeves now instead of his crop top that he arrived in, so he just gets yoinked through the door when Rupert falls and now they are FREEEEEEE. FREE-FALLIN'.]

—Why is it always you?!

[agleam]

[stares into the void they're falling through. quietly. impassively. the tone of someone accepting their fate.]

Yeah, okay, this one is on me. Uh. Welcome back?

[nascens]

[THIS IS STILL SO FUCKING FUNNY. Honestly he can't even be mad in the face of this impassivity. It is so real. He too is just tired and ready to accept death.]

Terrible to be back, but at least we can leave the building finally.

[agleam]

I guess you'd think it was terrible to be back, yeah... Was the other side really that much better, though?

[as they continue to plummet towards their temporary doom]

[nascens]

It feels less restrained now, at least.

[No trials and there is an outdoors area........ Just considering this as they continue to plummet to their temporary doom.]

There was more space on the other side, and we could come and go as we pleased. In that way, it was.

[agleam]

Guess so. Only one more trial, though, right? You can avoid us all until then if you want to, and then get out here pretty soon after, if everything goes right.

[nascens]

Or "amazing race"... Whatever that means.

[(NAT VOICE) WHAT THAT MEANS?????? He is going to be doing his best to avoid everyone though, that much is true.]

I do think we're on the right track, at least.

[agleam]

It's going to mean something stupid.

[HE IS SURE. anyways.]

So do I. We kept getting more as far as achievements went, so... We'll see soon what we earned, I guess.

[nascens]

[HE DOESN'T DISAGREE WITH THAT, HE IS ALSO SURE IT'S GOING TO MEAN SOMETHING STUPID. His nose wrinkles a little at the rest, though.]

As long as I don't have to worry about yet another group of people invading my planet. I can't imagine we'll be offered anything that was already up for grabs from the duty-free shop, either.

[It would be so funny if it really was just Australia. It won't be, but it would be funny.]

[agleam]

[why would anyone want to go with you...

pauses.]

...That was maybe a little bit uncalled for.

[nascens]

[RUPERT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY. The vibes are mostly just faintly amused.]

We established the first week that I'm aware of my terrible personality. But idiots will take advantage of any opportunity they see, no matter how ill-advised it is. I don't want to take any risks after Hell.

[agleam]

Did people try to follow you home after that? After you killed someone because you got bored?

[nascens]

[There's a memshare montage of multiple people aggressively asserting that they WOULD come and visit him against his wishes in various different ways. Lavi, Lu Bixing, Gideon...]

[agleam]

I see.

[nascens]

The people of Hell are strange.

[He got skrunklied so hard and was so mad about it that he doubled down and made even less friends here...]

[agleam]

Well. If it's any consolation, I absolutely do not want to see you again after this.

[THANKS?]

[nascens]

It is. The feeling is mutual, though you're less obnoxious than the people who don't know when to give up.

[The way he dislikes both Maya and Rupert but he dislikes Rupert less because Rupert dislikes him back.]

[agleam]

Cool, glad we've gotten that sorted out.

[continues falling]

[nascens]

I believe it's been sorted out.

[AS THEY FALL....... IN PERPETUITY.]

Did you actually kill someone?

[agleam]

[gazes into the void they're falling into!!]

Jacopo didn't tell you guys...?

[nascens]

I don't ask people about their deaths.

[And he doesn't attend trial groupwatch where some people just doxx their killers in front of god and satan.]

[agleam]

Oh.

[...]

Well - that answer probably made it clear, but yes.

[nascens]

Why?

[There is mostly just a little blip of curiosity, though it's pretty mild.]

[agleam]

I was possessed.

[the weak binch option.......]