Apparently it's a place related to schools where younger kids get watched before their parents come home from work? And since the first round I was in was themed like a school, people went to a daycare after they died.
Then in the hotel, there was a mansion with a bunch of floors. Outside, there was a garden, a garage, a cemetery, and a... [pauses] What was it called again... Oh! Right! Bumper cars.
[THE TIRED LOOK OF SOMEONE WHO HAS TO REPEAT HIMSELF SOOO MUCH for no reason at all...]
We weren't playing for any complicated nonsense like wishes, or fighting against any ridiculous enemy. We just died and ended up in an afterlife. Dying twice just got us out of the "training wheels" area made for new arrivals.
It was! Having to sit through so many hours of nonsense like people trying to find an idiot who just happened to let loose the poisonous snake that bit someone was an enormous waste of time.
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[STILL FROM THE GROUND]
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If they're building things based off of these "games" as a collective, I want to know as much as possible about each aspect of every one.
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Trade again? I'll tell you both if you tell me what yours was like.
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Fine. A trade. You first.
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... Do you know what a daycare is?
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I don't.
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There was a nap room. And a lot of applesauce.
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...And that was it? It was just a daycare?
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[HATEFUL!!]
Then in the hotel, there was a mansion with a bunch of floors. Outside, there was a garden, a garage, a cemetery, and a... [pauses] What was it called again... Oh! Right! Bumper cars.
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[BUT FOR THE REST:] I see. Both of these sound obnoxious and small.
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[listen here you twink
anyways]
Your turn.
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Why?!
[HE KNOWS WHY]
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[GROUND LEVEL.]
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Aw. Are you feeling cranky? Do you want another hug?
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Do you want my answer or not.
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[A VAGUE HAND GESTURE THAT DOESN'T HELP EXPLAIN THESE VAGUE WORDS AT ALL.]
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We weren't playing for any complicated nonsense like wishes, or fighting against any ridiculous enemy. We just died and ended up in an afterlife. Dying twice just got us out of the "training wheels" area made for new arrivals.
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[math lady meme]
Were people, like, possessed?
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[THEY WERE JUST THERE!!!!!]
Most of our deaths were accidents. It was excruciatingly stupid.
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I don't know why I'm surprised.
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