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And you should not be a gigantic jerk, so I guess we're both going to be disappointed.

I wasn't aware a simple laugh was enough to earn someone such a label.

You've threatened to kill me and break my arms.

Not today.

[IT RESETS EVERY 24 HOURS DON'T YOU KNOW.]

Why are you like this...

I could say the same to you.

I'm not the one who's incapable of being nice for five seconds.

And yet, your apparent niceness doesn't stop you from being a nuisance.

At least I'm a nuisance with basic empathy!

What do you think that will get you here, exactly.

Friends.

Ah.

[Somehow he fits so much derision into two letters.]

Yeah, I get that you think you're better than that or whatever. But you're not. If you're alone, it's because you refuse to do better.

If I had to deal with any of you for longer than the few seconds I'm already forced to on a daily basis, I'd have keeled over by now. I know exactly why you fools seem incapable of believing that not everyone hates being parted from all company, but it's still idiotic.

Then why are you talking to me?

[says the person who restarted this conversation!!!!!]

[YEAH HE JUST LIKE, VAGUELY GESTURES.]

You were the one who decided to show your disdain for laughter.

That is not what I was showing my disdain for and you know it.

No, I believe you simply hate whimsy.

It wasn't whimsical.

How do you know?

Because there's a difference in tone between a whimsical laugh and a rude one, and also whimsical laughs don't happen on Fridays.

[help me]

The fact that you believe whimsical laughter has to be banned from certain days only proves that you don't understand how whimsy works.

Are you an expert?

Obviously.

[AN EXPERT ON WHIMSY.]

I'll make sure to remind everyone.

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