pc catchall for scaramouche

[agleam]

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[nascens]

[PRIES IT OPEN.

There's just a deep dark hole down there.]

[agleam]

[looks.]

You go first.

[nascens]

I'll haunt you first if I die.

[BUT HE JUST HOPS IN WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY. Gooby... There is silence.]

[agleam]

[THE WAY HE WAS JUST BEING OBNOXIOUS AND DIDN'T THINK HE'D ACTUALLY DO IT]

—Scaramouche?!

[nascens]

[THESE TWO ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY.





There is still just silence.]

[agleam]

Oh my god.

[he's hurrying into the hole and i hope scaramouche is just fucking with him so he lands on top of him unnecessarily]

[nascens]

[HELP THAT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY


but you know what else would be really funny

do you remember that scene from spy kids where they fall down the volcano for fucking ever because it's actually a fake volcano and they're just trapped in a wind jet stream]

[agleam]

[I DON'T BUT I GUESS HERE WE ARE NOW]

[nascens]

[EVENTUALLY RUPERT WILL CATCH UP TO HIM IN THIS JETSTREAM and he's just falling with his arms crossed over his chest.]

[agleam]

[looks over at him.]

I guess this is happening.

[nascens]

Could be worse. I imagine hitting the ground will be.

[Could you imagine how funny it'd be to just fucking die randomly in a wind tunnel on a Monday.]

[agleam]

[shrugs a little]

It might just make us sore? That's what it was like last time.

[what the fuck]

[nascens]

[JUST LOOKING AT HIM LIKE HUH.]

You had these in your last "game"?

[agleam]

Oh. Yeah, sometimes you'd walk into a door and something really terrible would happen but then you'd just wake up outside of the place kind of achy and disoriented.

[OKAY]

Actually, I'm pretty sure there was one just like this.

[nascens]

[OKAY!!!!!]

...So you just-- what, expect to hit the ground and then magically wake up on the other side in one piece?

[agleam]

Yeah, pretty much.

[glances his way]

Sorry, though. For the record, I didn't actually think you would jump in or I would have warned you.

[nascens]

[Just gazing at this FOOL.]

I would have jumped even if you hadn't said anything. It's not like we were getting anywhere trying to open up anything else.

[agleam]

Noted.

[stares up into the abyss]

We're going to be here for a while, though, probably.

[nascens]

[Thinking... Thinking... Thinking... Frowning.]

We could actually die this time.

[agleam]

I mean, I guess that's theoretically possible, but I doubt it.

[JUST SHRUGS AGAIN]

[nascens]

You seem fairly confident. What if dying on a Monday is a benchmark?

[agleam]

Then I guess we're going to unlock another achievement. What do you want me to say?

[nascens]

I want to see what you have to say. That's the point of asking questions, isn't it?

[agleam]

I've been answering you this entire time.

[nascens]

And I'll continue to ask questions. It's not as though we have anything better to do with our time right now.