pc catchall for scaramouche

[agleam]

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[agleam]

No. He stayed and was like, hey you can totally execute me if you want to, and then it's like... Weird.

[nascens]

Oh. Well. It isn't as satisfying to kill someone when they're already putting their neck on display.

[agleam]

It wouldn't have been satisfying anyways. Sometimes you just... want to move on, you know?

[nascens]

[HE DOESN'T, ACTUALLY! Well he kind of does never mind. this tag sent me on such a journey]

So it's all done and dealt with, then.

[agleam]

Yeah. Until the next thing happens.

[nascens]

Is your home regularly beset by calamities.

[agleam]

Dealing with apocalyptic threats, remember...?

[nascens]

Is it something about you. You've been through this three times, too; you must have cosmically horrible fortune.

[agleam]

Yeah, no, that's not wrong.

[BUT ALSO]

I think it's more that... It's not that things back home are happening to me specifically, they're just happening in general. But I'm supposed to fix them when they do.

[nascens]

[He just gives Rupert a look at that.]

What, all of them? Why.

[agleam]

Because rulers are supposed to protect their kingdoms...?

[nascens]

And you're saying that's what you are?

[DON'T BE RUDE.]

[agleam]

Do I need to speak more slowly?

[BE NICE!!!!]

[nascens]

I just find it hard to believe.

[THEY ARE BOTH JUST ON THE ATTACK.]

[agleam]

Why?

[nascens]

People like you usually die quickly in positions of leadership.

[agleam]

Aw, are you worried? I'm flattered.

[nascens]

[WAVING A HAND.]

So it's your lands that are cursed rather than you specifically.

[agleam]

Not anymore, no.

[WHAT]

[nascens]

[JUST LOOKING AT HIM LIKE GIRL WHAT THE FCK]

...Separately from the entity?

[agleam]

I told you that stuff is always happening.

[nascens]

You do realize that this isn't normal, don't you?

[agleam]

Normal is different for every world.

[nascens]

Well, it's true enough that most of the worlds represented here seem to be in some state of disrepair. Really, you'd think more people would have killed for those fix-alls by now.

[agleam]

Like you saw, the last time someone in my home tried to get a fix all, it almost caused the extinction of the human race, so I'm good.