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[agleam]

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[nascens]

[A wet monkey swoops down and tries to steal some food off of a nearby plate, crashing into him in the process.]

I'm leaving.

[agleam]

[starts outright laughing at this sorry. never mind this is the best part of his day.]

[nascens]

[Lobs this monkey at him.]

[agleam]

[rolls an eleven and is summarily monkey'd.]

It's not my fault you have bad luck?!

[CLEARLY THAT WAS THE PROBLEM HERE]

[nascens]

[GET MONKEY'D IDIOD.]

I'll share the wealth.

[agleam]

[TRIES TO THROW THE MONKEY BACK AT HIM with a 10.]

[nascens]

[HE GETS BEANED WITH A 4.]

[agleam]

Hahahahaha.

[that's it that's the tag]

[nascens]

[Ominously holds this monkey and starts walking away.]

[agleam]

—Don't just take it?!

[suddenly cares about the monkey after yeeting it. follows after him.]

[nascens]

[THEY JUST YOTE THIS MONKEY AROUND LIKE A BALL.]

Get your own monkey.

[agleam]

None of us own the monkeys! Put it back!

[nascens]

You threw it at me.

[HE THREW IT FIRST.

The monkey that he's just holding peers at Rupert from over his shoulder as he walks.]

[agleam]

You started this. Give me the monkey. You don't even want it.

[nascens]

You don't want it, either.

[HIS MONKEY NOW.]

[agleam]

I want to put it back! I don't trust you with it.

[WALKS FASTER]

[nascens]

Oh? Is that so...?

[TAKES OFF RUNNING WITH THIS MONKEY.]

[agleam]

[ROLLS A 3 TO CHASE SO GOODBYE MONKEY!!!]

[nascens]

[FUCKING HELP!!!!! HE REALLY JUST ABSCONDS WITH THE MONKEY.

It's okay he'll come back eventually to put the monkey back where it belongs. He's gone on an adventure with this monkey now and formed a bond with it.]

[agleam]

[SOME AMOUNT OF TIME LATER. i rng'd for where they'd run into each other again and got the pleasure gardens... post monkey...]

Where is it?!

[nascens]

[POST MONKEY...... WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY. He's just hanging out, watching the lions stalk the zebras.]

Oh? The monkey? I wonder.

[agleam]

You don't wonder! You know! Just tell me what you want in return for telling me where it is.

[nascens]

Next time we end up trapped in some ridiculous situation where neither one of us can leave for some unknown damn reason, mutual agreement to simply not say anything to one another.

[agleam]

Are you gonna not say anything to me?

[nascens]

That is what "mutual agreement to not say anything to one another" means, but now I've changed my mind.