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[agleam]

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[agleam]

[in the meantime he takes this to mean it was a bluff and goes back to what he was doing a second ago........]

[nascens]

[you know what




scaramouche does decide to do a violence but it would also be infinitely funnier if on this the week of affection compulsion, he just ends up giving Rupert a hug instead.]

[agleam]

[it would also be infinitely funnier if he saw him come towards him and assumed it was for violence purposes and immediately kicked him in the shin so that's also happening.

as soon as he realizes a hug has occurred..............]

—Oh my god I'm so sorry are you okay?!

[nascens]

[HELPPP THIS IS STILL SO FUNNY.

Anyway instead of answering, Scaramouche just moves to attempt to suplex him. You can decide how this goes because he is strong but he is also so short.]

[agleam]

[i rolled a twelve so he does try decently well to stop him but i'm making the executive decision that scara is successful in this suplex because that's also funnier. after a moment, from the ground:]

...Fair enough.

[nascens]

You did this.

[WELL. FACTUALLY THIS IS ONLY PARTIALLY ACCURATE AND MOSTLY NOT. Also he does not let Rupert up yet.]

Answer my question.

[agleam]

Tell me why you want to know first and maybe.

[STILL FROM THE GROUND]

[nascens]

[THIS IS SO STUPID.]

If they're building things based off of these "games" as a collective, I want to know as much as possible about each aspect of every one.

[agleam]

[he actually accepts this reasoning, but he pauses.]

Trade again? I'll tell you both if you tell me what yours was like.

[nascens]

[ALSO PAUSING... but he'll eventually drop Rupert and move to right himself.]

Fine. A trade. You first.

[agleam]

[DROPPED he gives a soft little "ow" and then stands up as well.]

... Do you know what a daycare is?

[nascens]

[KILLS SCARAMOUCHE FOR MANHANDLING SWEET RUPERT but he just shakes his head.]

I don't.

[agleam]

Apparently it's a place related to schools where younger kids get watched before their parents come home from work? And since the first round I was in was themed like a school, people went to a daycare after they died.

There was a nap room. And a lot of applesauce.

[nascens]

[THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING THING HE'S EVER HEARD IN HIS LIFE.]

...And that was it? It was just a daycare?

[agleam]

Yeah, pretty much.

[HATEFUL!!]

Then in the hotel, there was a mansion with a bunch of floors. Outside, there was a garden, a garage, a cemetery, and a... [pauses] What was it called again... Oh! Right! Bumper cars.

[nascens]

[Muttering hatefully:] Bumper carcasses...

[BUT FOR THE REST:] I see. Both of these sound obnoxious and small.

[agleam]

They were both obnoxious and small, yeah. Like you!

[listen here you twink

anyways]

Your turn.

[nascens]

[HE DOESN'T TRY TO SUPLEX HIM AGAIN BUT HE DOES JUST CASUALLY ATTEMPT TO SWEEPKICK HIS LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM.]

[agleam]

[happy birthday to the ground]

Why?!

[HE KNOWS WHY]

[nascens]

You're all so obsessed with my height, I thought it might be kind to treat you to an even shorter one.

[GROUND LEVEL.]

[agleam]

[as he pushes himself up]

Aw. Are you feeling cranky? Do you want another hug?

[nascens]

[The energy of someone who is flipping another person off with their soul.]

Do you want my answer or not.

[agleam]

Yeah, sure. What was it like?

[nascens]

It was all of Hell.

[A VAGUE HAND GESTURE THAT DOESN'T HELP EXPLAIN THESE VAGUE WORDS AT ALL.]

[agleam]

...I don't get it.