pc catchall for scaramouche

[agleam]

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w0 friday

[agleam]

[hello....... he is somewhere in the terminal hallway looking around for frumpkin even though he thinks it will be useless. when he sees scara he

tries to pretend he didn't see scara. i'm sorry aki ilu]

[nascens]

[NEVER APOLOGIZE I LOVE YOU RUPERT. This is so funny though. He's just on his way somewhere, and he'll arch a brow when Rupert pretends he is blind.]

Nothing to say?

[agleam]

[debates pretending he is also suddenly deaf and then gives up.]

Not to you.

[nascens]

[HE JUST LAUGHS A TINY LIL MEAN LAUGH AND GOES BACK TO DOING WHATEVER IT WAS HE WAS DOING I'M SORRY ELIIII HELP ME.]

[agleam]

[no it's fine because immediately]

Don't laugh.

[nascens]

[HELP MEEEEE well he'll pause again then.]

Not someone who enjoys a little mirth? You should lighten up.

[agleam]

And you should not be a gigantic jerk, so I guess we're both going to be disappointed.

[nascens]

I wasn't aware a simple laugh was enough to earn someone such a label.

[agleam]

You've threatened to kill me and break my arms.

[nascens]

Not today.

[IT RESETS EVERY 24 HOURS DON'T YOU KNOW.]

[agleam]

Why are you like this...

[nascens]

I could say the same to you.

[agleam]

I'm not the one who's incapable of being nice for five seconds.

[nascens]

And yet, your apparent niceness doesn't stop you from being a nuisance.

[agleam]

At least I'm a nuisance with basic empathy!

[nascens]

What do you think that will get you here, exactly.

[agleam]

Friends.

[nascens]

Ah.

[Somehow he fits so much derision into two letters.]

[agleam]

Yeah, I get that you think you're better than that or whatever. But you're not. If you're alone, it's because you refuse to do better.

[nascens]

If I had to deal with any of you for longer than the few seconds I'm already forced to on a daily basis, I'd have keeled over by now. I know exactly why you fools seem incapable of believing that not everyone hates being parted from all company, but it's still idiotic.

[agleam]

Then why are you talking to me?

[says the person who restarted this conversation!!!!!]

[nascens]

[YEAH HE JUST LIKE, VAGUELY GESTURES.]

You were the one who decided to show your disdain for laughter.

[agleam]

That is not what I was showing my disdain for and you know it.

[nascens]

No, I believe you simply hate whimsy.

[agleam]

It wasn't whimsical.