pc catchall for scaramouche

[agleam]

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[nascens]

Why not both?

[agleam]

Is it actually both?

[nascens]

I do think some seams should be torn.

[agleam]

[a little bit more genuinely curious this time]

Such as?

[nascens]

[Just glancing over.]

False ones.

[agleam]

Enlightening.

[glances at the wall...]

How's the tapping going?

[nascens]

[Sometimes you just want to tear down the false structures superimposed over your reality by higher beings that may be aliens!]

You have eyes.

[agleam]

My eyes aren't going to tell me if the tapping made it obvious there was a hollow space or something.

[nascens]

No, but I wouldn't be wasting any time in knocking a hole through it if I found one.

[agleam]

Then just say that instead of being rude.

[nascens]

[He refuses to engage in this cyclical argument like Sisyphus AGAIN so he'll just cast over a look before going back to his tap-tappin'...]

[agleam]

[sighs and then goes over and starts tapping the opposite wall

predictably nothing happens]

[nascens]

[THEY'RE DOING THEIR BEST.

But eventually he'll meander over a spot on the ground, pause, back up, and wander over it again.]

Hm. Hollow.

[agleam]

Kick it.

[DON'T JUST SAY KICK IT.]

[nascens]

[HE'S RIGHT THOUGH!!! He just kicks it with vicious fury and ends up kicking a hole through a trap door that they probably could have pried up the normal way.]

Tch.

[agleam]

[stares at this for a long moment.]

Why did I say to kick it...

[nascens]

[Takes his foot back out...]

It's one way to get things open.

[Crouching down to remove the panel.]

[agleam]

I guess so.

[waits for him to pry it open so they can both crawl out like goblins]

[nascens]

[PRIES IT OPEN.

There's just a deep dark hole down there.]

[agleam]

[looks.]

You go first.

[nascens]

I'll haunt you first if I die.

[BUT HE JUST HOPS IN WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY. Gooby... There is silence.]

[agleam]

[THE WAY HE WAS JUST BEING OBNOXIOUS AND DIDN'T THINK HE'D ACTUALLY DO IT]

—Scaramouche?!

[nascens]

[THESE TWO ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY.





There is still just silence.]

[agleam]

Oh my god.

[he's hurrying into the hole and i hope scaramouche is just fucking with him so he lands on top of him unnecessarily]

[nascens]

[HELP THAT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY


but you know what else would be really funny

do you remember that scene from spy kids where they fall down the volcano for fucking ever because it's actually a fake volcano and they're just trapped in a wind jet stream]