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w1 friday

[agleam]

[he's standing near lost claims... he has a handful of loose peas in his hand that he's staring at with an inscrutable expression..........

today is so dire but this distracts him enough that he just looks down at it and mutters]

Why.

[WHY!!!!]

[nascens]

[JUST MEANDERING BY...... THIS INTERACTION HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET AND IT'S ALREADY HIS FAVORITE ONE OF THE DAY.]

Found yourself a snack?

[agleam]

Do you want them?

[DON'T JUST SHOVE THESE PEAS OFF ON UNSUSPECTING PASSERBY]

[nascens]

[HELP.]

Why are you trying to give me your peas.

[agleam]

They're not mine!

[looks at them]

...Maybe they're mine.

[nascens]

[WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN. Looks at the luggage carousel.]

Did someone tell you to come pick up some peas here?

[agleam]

Yeah, I got a message to come pick something up from here...

[AND THEN IT WAS PEAS!!!!]

[nascens]

[AND THEN IT WAS PEAS........]

And it was just a handful of peas...

[agleam]

Yeah. It was just a handful of peas.

[the exhaustion in this "yeah" is so real]

[nascens]

Maybe there's a secret message in these peas.

[He clearly does not think that is actually the case.]

[agleam]

[pauses for a long moment

moves his phone over so scara can see the message]

[nascens]

[Leans over to look.......






He genuinely doesn't know whether this is more hilarious or more stupid, but it is both.]

Wow.

[agleam]

Yeah.

[omnipresent girl help our peas]

[nascens]

[THINKING ABOUT YOU HAVING TO ASK ABOUT PEAS IN TRIAL]

It could almost sound like a threat if it wasn't so stupid.

[agleam]

[professor.gif]

Why would it be a threat?

[nascens]

Why do you specifically need to be careful?

[OMINOUS TBH!]

[agleam]

Maybe I wasn't the only one who got this...?

[nascens]

And what if you are? I certainly haven't seen anyone else wandering around with a handful of peas.

[agleam]

Have you been on the lookout for this specifically?

[nascens]

Carrying peas around stands out.

[DON'T JUST RAWDOG PEAS.]

Everyone's been too depressed to talk about their raw peas, though, I guess.

[agleam]

Don't say it like that...

[anyways he doesn't know what to do with these but he thinks they might be important graveyard peas so he just awkwardly slips them into a pocket for lack of any other container i'm going to tpk]

[nascens]

[JUST WATCHING HIM FUCKING POCKET THESE RAW PEAS WITH OPEN AMUSEMENT.]

You're just going to keep them?

[agleam]

Don't look at me like that! What if they're important?

[WHY WOULD THEY BE IMPORTANT]

[nascens]

[IT'S NOT HIS FAULT THIS IS SO FUNNY anyway he just says the brackets.]

In what way do you think they could possibly be important?

[agleam]

They wouldn't have just randomly sent me peas for no reason, right...?

[They Would]