pc catchall for scaramouche

[agleam]

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[nascens]

[JUST MEANDERING BY...... THIS INTERACTION HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET AND IT'S ALREADY HIS FAVORITE ONE OF THE DAY.]

Found yourself a snack?

[agleam]

Do you want them?

[DON'T JUST SHOVE THESE PEAS OFF ON UNSUSPECTING PASSERBY]

[nascens]

[HELP.]

Why are you trying to give me your peas.

[agleam]

They're not mine!

[looks at them]

...Maybe they're mine.

[nascens]

[WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN. Looks at the luggage carousel.]

Did someone tell you to come pick up some peas here?

[agleam]

Yeah, I got a message to come pick something up from here...

[AND THEN IT WAS PEAS!!!!]

[nascens]

[AND THEN IT WAS PEAS........]

And it was just a handful of peas...

[agleam]

Yeah. It was just a handful of peas.

[the exhaustion in this "yeah" is so real]

[nascens]

Maybe there's a secret message in these peas.

[He clearly does not think that is actually the case.]

[agleam]

[pauses for a long moment

moves his phone over so scara can see the message]

[nascens]

[Leans over to look.......






He genuinely doesn't know whether this is more hilarious or more stupid, but it is both.]

Wow.

[agleam]

Yeah.

[omnipresent girl help our peas]

[nascens]

[THINKING ABOUT YOU HAVING TO ASK ABOUT PEAS IN TRIAL]

It could almost sound like a threat if it wasn't so stupid.

[agleam]

[professor.gif]

Why would it be a threat?

[nascens]

Why do you specifically need to be careful?

[OMINOUS TBH!]

[agleam]

Maybe I wasn't the only one who got this...?

[nascens]

And what if you are? I certainly haven't seen anyone else wandering around with a handful of peas.

[agleam]

Have you been on the lookout for this specifically?

[nascens]

Carrying peas around stands out.

[DON'T JUST RAWDOG PEAS.]

Everyone's been too depressed to talk about their raw peas, though, I guess.

[agleam]

Don't say it like that...

[anyways he doesn't know what to do with these but he thinks they might be important graveyard peas so he just awkwardly slips them into a pocket for lack of any other container i'm going to tpk]

[nascens]

[JUST WATCHING HIM FUCKING POCKET THESE RAW PEAS WITH OPEN AMUSEMENT.]

You're just going to keep them?

[agleam]

Don't look at me like that! What if they're important?

[WHY WOULD THEY BE IMPORTANT]

[nascens]

[IT'S NOT HIS FAULT THIS IS SO FUNNY anyway he just says the brackets.]

In what way do you think they could possibly be important?

[agleam]

They wouldn't have just randomly sent me peas for no reason, right...?

[They Would]

[nascens]

They're probably bored over there. They might not have a lot of things to do, you know. I mean, even I got messages from one of them earlier this week.

[YOU HAVE TO BE SO BORED TO TEXT SCARAMOUCHE.]

Well, assuming they came from that side at all. Could be something from the auditors, I guess?