pc catchall for scaramouche

[agleam]

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[nascens]

[HE JUST LAUGHS.]

You'd do well to remember.

[agleam]

Won't happen again.

[nascens]

[hehehoho]

Maybe next time you'll see a better kill from me.

[agleam]

[LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO LEAVE which means it's time for another memory yay.]

[nascens]

[Wow he hates being in the emotional POV of a victim, actually. SWEET ZOMBIE MOTHER YOU ARE SO VIOLENT AND RUPERT YOU ARE TRULY TAKING SO MUCH ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE.....

As the memory fades, his lip briefly curls in an expression of displeasure.]

Messy way to go about it.

[agleam]

...She was trying to be quicker about it before - all of that.

[not that he regrets not making it easy, but he can at least acknowledge that she did try to do it as kindly as she could even while turbo possessed. sweet sheila we love you in this house. continues to defend his own murderer.]

[nascens]

Then she clearly also needs to work on clean kills.

[STOP BEING POSSESSED AND KILLING LIKE A CLOWN, SHEILA.]

Though I suppose that's the exact kind of nonsense that would do her well here.

[agleam]

Don't talk about her like that.

[HE SAYS ABOUT HIS MURDERER!!]

[nascens]

You literally can't argue that I'm wrong. That was a mess.

[STOP DEFENDING YOUR MURDERER.]

[agleam]

It wasn't her fault it was a mess! Besides, I barely remember it now, so - she made that easier, at least.

[the way that memshare put them in that exact moment but after it was over the details got fuzzy for him again...... this is your brain on drugs]

[nascens]

[THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS. OH RUPERT.]

Stop finding reasons to defend her sloppy kill.

[agleam]

No. Stop trying to tell me what to do.

[nascens]

I'm trying to save you the embarrassment of looking like an even bigger idiot.

[Also this memory happens.]

[agleam]

[looks at him]

Aw, I didn't know you were incapable of opening doors. That must be really hard for you.

[nascens]

If you were worth the effort, I'd kill you now just for being such a consistent pest. You're like a fruit fly.

[agleam]

Thanks.

[DON'T JUST SAY THANKS]

If you don't like me, I'm probably doing something right!

[nascens]

[RUPERT JUST LIKE HELL YEAH I AM.]

I dislike most people, so it isn't much of an achievement.

[agleam]

Mhm.

[HE SAYS, ANNOYINGLY!!!!]

[nascens]

[HE IS SUCH A NUISANCE turns to leave.]

[agleam]

[guess what he can't]

[nascens]

[IM STILL LAUGHING OVER THIS

Well. This is fine!!!!!! It really is fine for Scaramouche, who has no sense of attachment to most things and especially not to random strangers. But the emotional weight from Rupert is unpleasant and pressing, and it takes him a second after stumbling out of the memory to shake that part of it.]

...The emotion part is truly annoying. [JUST THE FIRST THING HE SAYS god he hates that part. He looks over to Rupert after, gauging his reaction to it all.]

[agleam]

[he does look a little paler than normal but he refuses to have a breakdown in front of scaramouche it's fine. anyways!!! talking past a little crack in his voice don't worry about it]

Wow, I'm so sorry you're annoyed.

[nascens]

[I AKI AM WORRIED]

You should be. You didn't leave fast enough. [HE WAS THE ONE WHO WAS LEAVING FIRST. But there's a little pause, and then, curiously:]

What sort of thing was that?

[agleam]

If I explain you're going to say it's stupid. You want to hear it even knowing that?

[it truly is the most fantasy nonsense of all time but i also remembered it involves the plague so good luck scaramouche.]

[nascens]

[NOT THE PLAGUE I'M LOSING IT.]

I wouldn't ask questions if I didn't want answers.