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[agleam]

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[agleam]

Thank you for answering.

[somehow both sincere and (derogatory)........]

[nascens]

[A feat... He just waves a hand.]

As long as questions aren't ridiculous, I don't hate them.

[But they are ridiculous so often... He moves along the wall after that, tapping as he goes.]

[agleam]

Can you give me an example of a non-ridiculous question...?

[watches him do this]

[nascens]

"Why are the cycles that make up all of eternity filled with the same nuisances in every reality".

[The wall does not budge...]

[agleam]

So basically the only questions you'll accept are just things you want to complain about?

[does not comment on this failure because he value his legs]

[nascens]

[He may keep his legs for now.]

I don't dislike questions that pry apart the universe at its seams.

[It's just that everything one finds is usually tedious and annoying.]

[agleam]

In a philosophical way or a violent way...?

[nascens]

Why not both?

[agleam]

Is it actually both?

[nascens]

I do think some seams should be torn.

[agleam]

[a little bit more genuinely curious this time]

Such as?

[nascens]

[Just glancing over.]

False ones.

[agleam]

Enlightening.

[glances at the wall...]

How's the tapping going?

[nascens]

[Sometimes you just want to tear down the false structures superimposed over your reality by higher beings that may be aliens!]

You have eyes.

[agleam]

My eyes aren't going to tell me if the tapping made it obvious there was a hollow space or something.

[nascens]

No, but I wouldn't be wasting any time in knocking a hole through it if I found one.

[agleam]

Then just say that instead of being rude.

[nascens]

[He refuses to engage in this cyclical argument like Sisyphus AGAIN so he'll just cast over a look before going back to his tap-tappin'...]

[agleam]

[sighs and then goes over and starts tapping the opposite wall

predictably nothing happens]

[nascens]

[THEY'RE DOING THEIR BEST.

But eventually he'll meander over a spot on the ground, pause, back up, and wander over it again.]

Hm. Hollow.

[agleam]

Kick it.

[DON'T JUST SAY KICK IT.]

[nascens]

[HE'S RIGHT THOUGH!!! He just kicks it with vicious fury and ends up kicking a hole through a trap door that they probably could have pried up the normal way.]

Tch.

[agleam]

[stares at this for a long moment.]

Why did I say to kick it...

[nascens]

[Takes his foot back out...]

It's one way to get things open.

[Crouching down to remove the panel.]

[agleam]

I guess so.

[waits for him to pry it open so they can both crawl out like goblins]