pc catchall for scaramouche

[agleam]

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[agleam]

[i read the whole thing who do you think i am

anyways he just stares at him for a long moment.]

You do better next time.

[nascens]

[you are so funny and so is rupert

JUST LOOKING BACK AT HIM.]

I did.

[agleam]

[wait he doesn't like that answer either]

...I thought you only killed one person there?

[nascens]

[RUPERT IS SO FUNNY.]

He's the person that I was executed for, at least. I've killed many others between then and now.

[agleam]

Right. I forgot for five seconds you're the worst.

[nascens]

[HE JUST LAUGHS.]

You'd do well to remember.

[agleam]

Won't happen again.

[nascens]

[hehehoho]

Maybe next time you'll see a better kill from me.

[agleam]

[LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO LEAVE which means it's time for another memory yay.]

[nascens]

[Wow he hates being in the emotional POV of a victim, actually. SWEET ZOMBIE MOTHER YOU ARE SO VIOLENT AND RUPERT YOU ARE TRULY TAKING SO MUCH ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE.....

As the memory fades, his lip briefly curls in an expression of displeasure.]

Messy way to go about it.

[agleam]

...She was trying to be quicker about it before - all of that.

[not that he regrets not making it easy, but he can at least acknowledge that she did try to do it as kindly as she could even while turbo possessed. sweet sheila we love you in this house. continues to defend his own murderer.]

[nascens]

Then she clearly also needs to work on clean kills.

[STOP BEING POSSESSED AND KILLING LIKE A CLOWN, SHEILA.]

Though I suppose that's the exact kind of nonsense that would do her well here.

[agleam]

Don't talk about her like that.

[HE SAYS ABOUT HIS MURDERER!!]

[nascens]

You literally can't argue that I'm wrong. That was a mess.

[STOP DEFENDING YOUR MURDERER.]

[agleam]

It wasn't her fault it was a mess! Besides, I barely remember it now, so - she made that easier, at least.

[the way that memshare put them in that exact moment but after it was over the details got fuzzy for him again...... this is your brain on drugs]

[nascens]

[THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS. OH RUPERT.]

Stop finding reasons to defend her sloppy kill.

[agleam]

No. Stop trying to tell me what to do.

[nascens]

I'm trying to save you the embarrassment of looking like an even bigger idiot.

[Also this memory happens.]

[agleam]

[looks at him]

Aw, I didn't know you were incapable of opening doors. That must be really hard for you.

[nascens]

If you were worth the effort, I'd kill you now just for being such a consistent pest. You're like a fruit fly.

[agleam]

Thanks.

[DON'T JUST SAY THANKS]

If you don't like me, I'm probably doing something right!

[nascens]

[RUPERT JUST LIKE HELL YEAH I AM.]

I dislike most people, so it isn't much of an achievement.

[agleam]

Mhm.

[HE SAYS, ANNOYINGLY!!!!]

[nascens]

[HE IS SUCH A NUISANCE turns to leave.]

[agleam]

[guess what he can't]