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[agleam]

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[nascens]

[WHACKS IT WITH HIS PALM just to see.

And then looks at Rupert.]

Stop that.

[agleam]

Stop what, I didn't do anything!

[nascens]

[SETS HIS HANDS ON HIS HIPS.]

Stop asking after me.

[agleam]

Why do you want me to do that?

[nascens]

You're either making a ridiculous attempt at currying favor, or you're genuinely empty-headed enough to waste an already useless emotion like 'concern' on someone who isn't even a friend of yours.

[HE WILL HAVE NO PART OF EITHER.]

[agleam]

It costs literally nothing to say I'm sorry for something that was my fault, or to tell you not to hurt your foot. Calm down.

[nascens]

It's irritating.

[EVERYTHING IS IRRITATING TO THIS MAN.]

[agleam]

[YEAH!!!]

Okay, but what doesn't irritate you?

[nascens]

Peace, away from the clown show I'm forced to endure every day.

[agleam]

I'm so sorry that your wish for complete solitude can't be fulfilled.

[nascens]

[JUST WAIT TIL HE ERASES HIMSELF.]

There's peace enough now that we're free to wander through more places. Except for moments like this.

[agleam]

[YOU STOP THAT]

You're the one who started talking to me first!

[nascens]

You just had those words out there.

[OUT THERE, WAITING TO BE COMMENTED ON.]

[agleam]

I didn't decide to do that, they just showed up!

[nascens]

Didn't you have things like this at the place you were at before here?

[agleam]

Yeah, but that doesn't stop it from coming up here again.

[nascens]

Obviously, but you could have at least prepared better for it.

[STAY HOME WHEN YOU'RE AFFLICTED RUPERT (they all are) maybe so.]

[agleam]

Literally how.

[nascens]

Explore less public things.

[i typed explode first not that

Also he CAN and he WILL suffer as a tattoo just appears across his neck that just says life everlasting.]

[agleam]

You were also exploring public things and now there's one on your neck so you're also bad at being prepared.

[ACTUALLY READS IT NOW THAT HE'S DONE BEING RUDE]

...You're immortal?

[nascens]

I wasn't expecting someone else to be out here. It looks decrepit, who would stick around?

[THESE TWO, APPARENTLY. Also the way he can't look down and see what his tattoo says because of where it is, hilarious.]

I'm a god. [Said like OBVIOUSLY.] What does it say.

[agleam]

You, apparently! And that's fine, but don't get mad at me for doing the same thing you did.

[HUFFS but then]

Life everlasting...?

[nascens]

Obviously.

[HE WOULD GO TO THE DECREPIT PLACES AND STICK AROUND BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL BE THERE!!!! EXCEPT RUPERT!!!

Nothing changes about his expression when he hears this, though.]

I would have that even without godhood.

[agleam]

Fine, whatever, you're a hypocrite.

[moving on!!!!]

...Why's that?

[nascens]

There are unsaid words you're intentionally not reading.

[Like the part where everyone NORMAL wouldn't be hanging out in a decrepit place... But he is a hypocrite, that is so true. WAVING A HAND.]

Even before I was a god, I was still of divine origin. I've never been human or any creature with a finite lifespan.