pc catchall for scaramouche

[agleam]

shitpost soon

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[nascens]

There should be, really.

[MURDER MORE PEOPLE.]

[agleam]

Why.

[nascens]

I think it's clear by now that murder is where the bulk of the achievements lie.

[agleam]

...That doesn't mean everyone has to do it.

[nascens]

So you'd rather others do the killing.

[agleam]

With the compulsions and the incentives, one of the hosts told me we're not underperforming or anything. So at least for now, nobody has to start acting with that as a motive.

[nascens]

[With a little quirked brow, curiously:]

Which one?

[agleam]

West. Why?

[also give me a memory]

[nascens]

Just out of curiosity.

[I WANT MORE RUPERT MEMS TOO I FORGOT IF WE ESTABLISHED WE WERE DOING MULTIPLE




But for now he gets this. MURDER ON GIANT ISLAND. IT'S SUCH A FUCKING LONG THREAD I WON'T FORCE YOU TO READ ALL OF IT you can read however much you want but this tag to this one are the most important tbh.]

[agleam]

[i read the whole thing who do you think i am

anyways he just stares at him for a long moment.]

You do better next time.

[nascens]

[you are so funny and so is rupert

JUST LOOKING BACK AT HIM.]

I did.

[agleam]

[wait he doesn't like that answer either]

...I thought you only killed one person there?

[nascens]

[RUPERT IS SO FUNNY.]

He's the person that I was executed for, at least. I've killed many others between then and now.

[agleam]

Right. I forgot for five seconds you're the worst.

[nascens]

[HE JUST LAUGHS.]

You'd do well to remember.

[agleam]

Won't happen again.

[nascens]

[hehehoho]

Maybe next time you'll see a better kill from me.

[agleam]

[LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO LEAVE which means it's time for another memory yay.]

[nascens]

[Wow he hates being in the emotional POV of a victim, actually. SWEET ZOMBIE MOTHER YOU ARE SO VIOLENT AND RUPERT YOU ARE TRULY TAKING SO MUCH ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE.....

As the memory fades, his lip briefly curls in an expression of displeasure.]

Messy way to go about it.

[agleam]

...She was trying to be quicker about it before - all of that.

[not that he regrets not making it easy, but he can at least acknowledge that she did try to do it as kindly as she could even while turbo possessed. sweet sheila we love you in this house. continues to defend his own murderer.]

[nascens]

Then she clearly also needs to work on clean kills.

[STOP BEING POSSESSED AND KILLING LIKE A CLOWN, SHEILA.]

Though I suppose that's the exact kind of nonsense that would do her well here.

[agleam]

Don't talk about her like that.

[HE SAYS ABOUT HIS MURDERER!!]

[nascens]

You literally can't argue that I'm wrong. That was a mess.

[STOP DEFENDING YOUR MURDERER.]

[agleam]

It wasn't her fault it was a mess! Besides, I barely remember it now, so - she made that easier, at least.

[the way that memshare put them in that exact moment but after it was over the details got fuzzy for him again...... this is your brain on drugs]

[nascens]

[THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS. OH RUPERT.]

Stop finding reasons to defend her sloppy kill.