pc catchall for scaramouche

[agleam]

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[nascens]

No thanks to you. Don't just drag me into your idiocy.

[LIKE HE DID IT ON PURPOSE. But he'll also set his hands on his hips and glance around the room... There are no doors or windows.

Turns back to look at the panel that has now vanished.]

Why is every damn place such a headache.

[agleam]

Look, I'm sorry, but it was an accident.

[comes over to push at the wall! it does not do anything.]

Okay, no dice... Any other ideas?

[nascens]

[IGNORES THE APOLOGY but he just watches Rupert push at the wall...

Once he's done, Scaramouche will helpfully kick it a few brutally violent times, but it also does not budge.]

Tch. There's probably some inane trick to opening it, then. What were you doing when you opened it the first time?

[agleam]

I just touched it for a second and it slid open... But touching it again doesn't really seem to be doing anything.

[...]

Neither does kicking. Don't hurt your foot.

[nascens]

[WHACKS IT WITH HIS PALM just to see.

And then looks at Rupert.]

Stop that.

[agleam]

Stop what, I didn't do anything!

[nascens]

[SETS HIS HANDS ON HIS HIPS.]

Stop asking after me.

[agleam]

Why do you want me to do that?

[nascens]

You're either making a ridiculous attempt at currying favor, or you're genuinely empty-headed enough to waste an already useless emotion like 'concern' on someone who isn't even a friend of yours.

[HE WILL HAVE NO PART OF EITHER.]

[agleam]

It costs literally nothing to say I'm sorry for something that was my fault, or to tell you not to hurt your foot. Calm down.

[nascens]

It's irritating.

[EVERYTHING IS IRRITATING TO THIS MAN.]

[agleam]

[YEAH!!!]

Okay, but what doesn't irritate you?

[nascens]

Peace, away from the clown show I'm forced to endure every day.

[agleam]

I'm so sorry that your wish for complete solitude can't be fulfilled.

[nascens]

[JUST WAIT TIL HE ERASES HIMSELF.]

There's peace enough now that we're free to wander through more places. Except for moments like this.

[agleam]

[YOU STOP THAT]

You're the one who started talking to me first!

[nascens]

You just had those words out there.

[OUT THERE, WAITING TO BE COMMENTED ON.]

[agleam]

I didn't decide to do that, they just showed up!

[nascens]

Didn't you have things like this at the place you were at before here?

[agleam]

Yeah, but that doesn't stop it from coming up here again.

[nascens]

Obviously, but you could have at least prepared better for it.

[STAY HOME WHEN YOU'RE AFFLICTED RUPERT (they all are) maybe so.]

[agleam]

Literally how.

[nascens]

Explore less public things.

[i typed explode first not that

Also he CAN and he WILL suffer as a tattoo just appears across his neck that just says life everlasting.]

[agleam]

You were also exploring public things and now there's one on your neck so you're also bad at being prepared.

[ACTUALLY READS IT NOW THAT HE'S DONE BEING RUDE]

...You're immortal?

[nascens]

I wasn't expecting someone else to be out here. It looks decrepit, who would stick around?

[THESE TWO, APPARENTLY. Also the way he can't look down and see what his tattoo says because of where it is, hilarious.]

I'm a god. [Said like OBVIOUSLY.] What does it say.