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[agleam]

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w3 monday

[agleam]

[it's memshare time it's horse murder time it's combination memshare and horse murder time]

[nascens]

[I AM SO SORRY THIS MEMORY IS SO BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN AND TRAGIC AND RUPERT IS SO CLEARLY GOING THROUGH IT

BUT THE FIRST THING THIS ASSHOLE DOES IS JUST LOOK AT HIM LIKE THIS.]

You would.

[agleam]

[look he can't even argue with the judgment he also judges himself for this every day!!!]

I know. I... Yeah.

[yeah.]

[nascens]

[HE'S DOING HIS BEST OUT HERE...]

Did you improve after that.

[agleam]

I got executed for that one.

[so! no. the answer is no.]

[nascens]

Do better next time.

[THE INEVITABLE NEXT TIME.]

[agleam]

There might not be a next time! Don't say it like there absolutely will be.

[nascens]

There should be, really.

[MURDER MORE PEOPLE.]

[agleam]

Why.

[nascens]

I think it's clear by now that murder is where the bulk of the achievements lie.

[agleam]

...That doesn't mean everyone has to do it.

[nascens]

So you'd rather others do the killing.

[agleam]

With the compulsions and the incentives, one of the hosts told me we're not underperforming or anything. So at least for now, nobody has to start acting with that as a motive.

[nascens]

[With a little quirked brow, curiously:]

Which one?

[agleam]

West. Why?

[also give me a memory]

[nascens]

Just out of curiosity.

[I WANT MORE RUPERT MEMS TOO I FORGOT IF WE ESTABLISHED WE WERE DOING MULTIPLE




But for now he gets this. MURDER ON GIANT ISLAND. IT'S SUCH A FUCKING LONG THREAD I WON'T FORCE YOU TO READ ALL OF IT you can read however much you want but this tag to this one are the most important tbh.]

[agleam]

[i read the whole thing who do you think i am

anyways he just stares at him for a long moment.]

You do better next time.

[nascens]

[you are so funny and so is rupert

JUST LOOKING BACK AT HIM.]

I did.

[agleam]

[wait he doesn't like that answer either]

...I thought you only killed one person there?

[nascens]

[RUPERT IS SO FUNNY.]

He's the person that I was executed for, at least. I've killed many others between then and now.

[agleam]

Right. I forgot for five seconds you're the worst.

[nascens]

[HE JUST LAUGHS.]

You'd do well to remember.

[agleam]

Won't happen again.

[nascens]

[hehehoho]

Maybe next time you'll see a better kill from me.

[agleam]

[LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO LEAVE which means it's time for another memory yay.]