pc catchall for scaramouche

[agleam]

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[nascens]

[MONDAY AGAIN... NO PROBLEM.

This location is a nightmare but all of them have been nightmares so far. Thinking about how much everyone in Scawwy suffered constantly for their lack of showers. He's also glancing at the band of writing.]

How many murders did you even commit.

[WHY IS THIS HAUNTING HIM.]

[agleam]

[sighs!!]

Why do you want to know the specific number?

[nascens]

Curiosity. Boredom.

[BOTH. His shoulders rise.]

It's clearly enough to bother you, even if it's just one.

[agleam]

I'm not here to alleviate your boredom.

[yes he is]

[nascens]

[YOU LET RUPERT LIVE.]

Then don't answer.

[agleam]

[absolutely not]

Okay, then, I won't.

[nascens]

[Shaking his head...

And going back to looking around the place. ill look at locations in a second to see if i can do anything to salvage this thread my god]

[agleam]

[rolls his eyes and tries to step past him to leave

accidentally brushes against the wall and a panel opens up into another room

trips partially out of surprise and grabs scara's sleeve to try and stop himself from falling

in we go...............]

[nascens]

[JUST SO OFFENDED THAT HE IS TOUCHED AND THEN EVEN MORE OFFENDED WHEN THEY BOTH END UP YOINKED INTO THIS FUCKING SECOND ROOM. It's like an escape room now, the panel in the wall just slides shut behind them... TRAPPED.]

—Why?!

[agleam]

Oh my god what just happened.

[THE CHAOS he looks around and sighs.]

You okay...?

[nascens]

No thanks to you. Don't just drag me into your idiocy.

[LIKE HE DID IT ON PURPOSE. But he'll also set his hands on his hips and glance around the room... There are no doors or windows.

Turns back to look at the panel that has now vanished.]

Why is every damn place such a headache.

[agleam]

Look, I'm sorry, but it was an accident.

[comes over to push at the wall! it does not do anything.]

Okay, no dice... Any other ideas?

[nascens]

[IGNORES THE APOLOGY but he just watches Rupert push at the wall...

Once he's done, Scaramouche will helpfully kick it a few brutally violent times, but it also does not budge.]

Tch. There's probably some inane trick to opening it, then. What were you doing when you opened it the first time?

[agleam]

I just touched it for a second and it slid open... But touching it again doesn't really seem to be doing anything.

[...]

Neither does kicking. Don't hurt your foot.

[nascens]

[WHACKS IT WITH HIS PALM just to see.

And then looks at Rupert.]

Stop that.

[agleam]

Stop what, I didn't do anything!

[nascens]

[SETS HIS HANDS ON HIS HIPS.]

Stop asking after me.

[agleam]

Why do you want me to do that?

[nascens]

You're either making a ridiculous attempt at currying favor, or you're genuinely empty-headed enough to waste an already useless emotion like 'concern' on someone who isn't even a friend of yours.

[HE WILL HAVE NO PART OF EITHER.]

[agleam]

It costs literally nothing to say I'm sorry for something that was my fault, or to tell you not to hurt your foot. Calm down.

[nascens]

It's irritating.

[EVERYTHING IS IRRITATING TO THIS MAN.]

[agleam]

[YEAH!!!]

Okay, but what doesn't irritate you?

[nascens]

Peace, away from the clown show I'm forced to endure every day.

[agleam]

I'm so sorry that your wish for complete solitude can't be fulfilled.

[nascens]

[JUST WAIT TIL HE ERASES HIMSELF.]

There's peace enough now that we're free to wander through more places. Except for moments like this.